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im just saying, i would be able to see an arctic fox if there was one nearby. i know what an animal looks like

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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I call them the postal pals or something

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dash did a thing and it was the most tumblr exchange ever

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How long do you have to be on T until you can start on R, A, N, and S

i can’t even think of a worthy reply this is the best ask ive ever gotten

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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:P

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this too shall pass

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the term "i love to boggy" will now be incapable of leaving my lexicon anytime soon

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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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"life doesn't end when-" life has ended a billion times for me, you guys just don't suffer like I suffer

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I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

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Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.