batboi13

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i toucha the fruit, you got fruit? ill touch it for FREE! dont worry about it!

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I jack off all trades

#is this anything

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I be having such a good day until i encounter a group of my peers

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eww who's on my screen

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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

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lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

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oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

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just got called out of work and I got so excited I put clothes on my dog

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GNARPY COSMICFIZZ!! They're an alien!!

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Once I’ve finished pondering my orb I begin orbiting my pond

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reblog to pet prev

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#i havent gotten to this part yet #but i find it so funny that hes just liek hes fucking crazy i need to kill this fucking guy

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these guys

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irl tumblr meetup with the mutual circle but no one says what their url is so u have to guess who is who