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ONE YEAR AGO TODAY…

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Who holds the monopoly on the Grimetown’s construction industry?

@cyancherub is the real pro on this so take everything i say with a grain of salt but my favorite construction slimeball is kirishima. he’s out on the field doing the manual labor tho, he’s not his own boss. maybe that’s kishibe. two men working for a common gHole.

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the results are absolutely killing me. we need to discuss slimeball kogami more.

#stepdaddy merc #general consensus is he’s a club owner or pimp #in an absurdly large fur coat #or a slimy detective but i’ll raise you one and say he’s a private investigator #no agency is responsible for him (not that one exists in grimetown)

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Grimetown is back!!!! So exciting!!! this is truly my favorite thing and now a canon AU in the slimy corner of my brain (slimeball bowling alley owner Gojo lives in my husbands head rent free now so we've infected him too hehe)

Ideas for shenanigans! polls and/or cursed pictures to comment and tag on (those are always SO funny and I love seeing everyone's thoughts) and I think a new collab would be fun but those take time and planning of course so no pressure!

Hope everyone has a great week! 💚

i feel so bad neglecting this account, i thought it was gonna be cobwebs and crickets if i tried coming back but everyone has been so positive 🥲 I LOVE READING EVERYONE’S COMMENTS Y’ALL ARE HILARIOUS!!!! every time i’m on this account i’m wheezing laughing!

I HEAR UR IDEAS and i will 100% do my best to keep the lighthearted shenanigans going. daddy cherub and i like to plan the larger events together so it requires a leeeeeetle more effort (time zones are a bitch) but i will pitch the idea bc another collab sounds amazing.

#stepdaddy merc #emjiroki #IF ANYONE HAS INTEREST IN A COLLAB LMK

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Toji is there too. Makes his own antique booth with stolen objects which are probs not worth anything but he tricks ppl into buying them, making up unreliable lore for them

toji has a “mantiques” booth full of “salvage” which is really just overpriced literal garbage he picked up around grimetown. the real question is who is buying from him?

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jiraiya is there BECAUSE he’s an antique

in honor of stepdaddy merc getting an antique mall booth, let us create the grimetown antique mall. i feel like jiraiya would be there.

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in honor of stepdaddy merc getting an antique mall booth, let us create the grimetown antique mall. i feel like jiraiya would be there.

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estate sales in grimetown. who died? what’s their secret collection? who is first in line to get all their shit? who is gonna haggle everything for $1?

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GRIMETOWN WELCOME BACK I MISSED ALL THE CHAOS

IT IS MAKING ME EMO TO SEE EVERYONE SO EXCITED AGAIN

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challenge: look at this man and tell me what his role is in grimetown

#whether you know kogami or not #if you don’t know kogami don’t look him up just go purely on vibes #stepdaddy merc

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GRIMETOWN IS BACK IN BUSINESS! LETS GO 👊🏻

i’ve got a few things brewing. i will share in due time 😈

I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE WHAT YOU HAVE BREWING

#stepdaddy merc #i have something of my own brewing now #let me sleep on it #i need y’all to hold me accountable #don’t let me not do a game next week #fairykiins

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who in grimetown is selling bootleg calico critters and bootleg sonny angels

i need you to really trust me on this. i think it’s sukuna.

#i’m just imagining him having a stall across from toji at the grimetown swap meet #they’re competing #toji has boob mousepads and 3/4 empty jars of protein powder and temu designer knockoffs #sukuna had uraume tell him about what’s popular rn so he has the bootleg calicos and sonny angels #stepdaddy merc

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I HEARD LINECOOK!SANJI AND TAXIDRIVER!ZORO IM HERE !!!!!!!! -purple anon

OMG PURPLE ANON IT HAS BEEN SO LONG!!!!!! i was watching physical 100 a while ago and the second season had a contestant that fr showed up in zoro cosplay (complete with swords) so best believe i’ve been thinking of that man ever since. i still don’t even know one piece like that but he’s one of the funniest characters ever to me.

#stepdaddy merc #purple anon #physical 100: grimetown #it’s just a stack of worn tractor tires in the 8x8 patch of grass in town square #and buckets full of concrete that may or may not have a foot at the bottom

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GRIMETOWN IS BACK LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I HAVE MISSED EVERYONE SO MUCH

#stepdaddy merc #HIT ME WITH UR BEST SHOT #i’ll straighten everything up later rn i’m just posting

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I WANT TO HAVE MORE FUN ON THIS BLOG BUT I NEED SOME HELP!!!!!!!!

#stepdaddy merc #i wasn’t expecting so many people to still be here :’) #if you’re reading this and want to partake in some shenanigans NEXT WEEK give me some ideas please

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I MISS THE ONE PIECE GANG! I MISS LINE COOK!SANJI HARASSING US IN THE KITCHEN! I MISS TAXI DRIVER!ZORO TURNING A 5 MINUTE CAB RIDE INTO A 4 HOUR EXCURSION!

#stepdaddy merc #OR OILED UP LIFEGUARD ZORO RUNNING ON THE BEACH LIKE BAYWATCH #SWORD BETWEEN HIS CHEEKS