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ooc: Guise! Hi omg
okay so
School's killing me
and I had forgotten Barty's email
but I remembered
and now I'm here
so yeah
hi
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In case you don't get my message:
OOC
Name: Kathleen cat :3
Personal tumblr: brotato-chip(dot)tumblr(dot)com
IC
Character name: Dimitri Loring
Canon or OC?: OC
Character tumblr: I shall work on that
Play by: Jonathan Aris
Brief personality description: Dimitri is a workaholic. If he doesn't work, he instantly slips into depression. His worst nightmare? Getting laid off, of course. He's a very nervous man; always thinks someone's after him. All the deaths and stuff have him extra jumpy lately. I would write more, but I'm feeling a bit lazy today(:
What side are they on?: Da good side, bro
Any other important information?: He's Russian and used to go to Durmstrang AND he's schizophrenic.
Writing sample: Potato
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He finally managed to take off her shirt and pulled off his before he did anything else. Barty pulled her in for another deep kiss before she looked at him. His body wasn’t disappointing, no, but it was nothing to be proud of. He picked her up and sat her down on the sink counter. He let her go in order to unbuckle his pants.
She watched him, licking her lips as she began to lift up her skirt more above her knees. Pandora couldn’t believe she was going to have sex in a bathroom, at the Three Broomsticks. Depending on how it was going to go, the people outside could probably hear them. Maybe a silencing charm was in order. Pulling out her wand, she placed a locking charm was well as the silencing charm at the bathroom door.
Barty smirked when he saw Pandora place a spell on the door. He grabbed her thighs and brought her close. "Good girl." He whispered into her ear and before she could say anything he was inside her. He let out a small groan. Believe it or not, this was in fact Barty's first time.
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ooc post is ooc
Okay, it took me awhile to get used to writing gay sex and now I have to get used to writing straight sex!
as;rhserjrwh
WHAT IS THIS RUMPUS?!
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She smirked, “I like to prolong your lust,” she said, chuckling as he kissed up her neck. Pandora’s eyebrow raised as he opened the door to the men’s bathroom, classy… she thought to herself as she entered, then turned around as he pushed her against the wall. She kissed him back, wrapping her arms around his neck.
He tangled his fingers in her hair and got closer (if even possible) to her body. Feeling her chest rise and fall, Barty bit his lip. He reach down and began to unbutton her shirt. Thinking of something to do while taking off her unnecessary shirt, he bit her neck, determined to leave his mark.
Her breathing began to escalate as he started to undress her; giving a hiss as he bit her lower neck. She was definitely under his control right now, what was it about Barty that just made her forget the fact that she came from a powerful pureblood-family and that she could overpower him? It was probably his ‘insanity’, and she thought it was insanely attractive.
He finally managed to take off her shirt and pulled off his before he did anything else. Barty pulled her in for another deep kiss before she looked at him. His body wasn't disappointing, no, but it was nothing to be proud of. He picked her up and sat her down on the sink counter. He let her go in order to unbuckle his pants.
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LOL
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“You are the first person to ever tell me that.” He raised his eyebrows and licked his lips hungrily. “I like it.” He grabbed her bottle of firewhiskey and stood up, walking to the back of The Three Broomsticks; she wouldn’t follow him, but she would definitely follow her whiskey. He leaned against the wall and watched as she got up from her chair.
Pandora chuckled at his reaction; she did have to admit that there was something about him that intrigued her. Everyone else just thought he was weird and out of the ordinary, but she didn’t care. Watching Barty walk away with her bottle she bit her lower lip and shook her head, “You’re not getting away with my whiskey,” she murmured as she got up and followed him.
When Pandora finally reached him, he put his hand on her waist and pulled her closer. “You walk really slow.” He kissed her neck and worked his way up to her lips, giving her a small peck and pulled away. He smirked. “Geez Pandora, not out here.” He opened the door to the men’s bathroom and brought her in; no one ever came in here. He set down the firewiskey on the sink, pushed her up against the wall and continued to kiss her.
She smirked, “I like to prolong your lust,” she said, chuckling as he kissed up her neck. Pandora’s eyebrow raised as he opened the door to the men’s bathroom, classy… she thought to herself as she entered, then turned around as he pushed her against the wall. She kissed him back, wrapping her arms around his neck.
He tangled his fingers in her hair and got closer (if even possible) to her body. Feeling her chest rise and fall, Barty bit his lip. He reach down and began to unbutton her shirt. Thinking of something to do while taking off her unnecessary shirt, he bit her neck, determined to leave his mark.
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“You are the first person to ever tell me that.” He raised his eyebrows and licked his lips hungrily. “I like it.” He grabbed her bottle of firewhiskey and stood up, walking to the back of The Three Broomsticks; she wouldn’t follow him, but she would definitely follow her whiskey. He leaned against the wall and watched as she got up from her chair.
Pandora chuckled at his reaction; she did have to admit that there was something about him that intrigued her. Everyone else just thought he was weird and out of the ordinary, but she didn’t care. Watching Barty walk away with her bottle she bit her lower lip and shook her head, “You’re not getting away with my whiskey,” she murmured as she got up and followed him.
When Pandora finally reached him, he put his hand on her waist and pulled her closer. "You walk really slow." He kissed her neck and worked his way up to her lips, giving her a small peck and pulled away. He smirked. "Geez Pandora, not out here." He opened the door to the men's bathroom and brought her in; no one ever came in here. He set down the firewiskey on the sink, pushed her up against the wall and continued to kiss her.
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Barty frowned and pushed it back a little bit. “Er, I think I had enough yesterday.” He couldn’t remember much, but her couldn’t remember the worst parts. It was horrible. His tongue did the usual and he buried his head in his arms. “I hate this school. I hate my house. I hate people.” Turning his head he looked up at Pandora. “Get me out of here, Pandora.” He stretched, cracked his neck and went back to looking at her.
“Okay, more for me,” Pandora said shrugging her shoulders and drinking a little more. Her head quirked to the side as she saw Barty do a mini break down right in front of her. She got up and moved next to him giving him a hug, “Aww, my poor poor Barty,” she said, resting her head on his shoulder, then looking up at him, “I would be more than happy to steal you away from that dreadful school,” she said, reassuring him.
Barty grabbed her hand and squeezed it a little bit. “Really?” He placed her hand on his leg and leaned closer to her. “Then do it.” Winking, her lay back on his chair and looked at her for a moment. Grabbing her firewhiskey, he looked at it and drank. He pinched Pandora’s cheek and grinned. “You’re so cute.” He said.
Her eyebrow cocked up a bit as he brought her hand down onto his leg; she shook her head, “What will I get out of this rescue mission? I must get some kind of reward,” she said, biting her lip. Pandora chuckled as he drank some of her Firewhiskey; she knew he would get some eventually. “You are so naughty sometimes,” she said, smirking as she leaned back on the chair as well, “But you’re fine as hell so I’ll let it pass,”
"You are the first person to ever tell me that." He raised his eyebrows and licked his lips hungrily. "I like it." He grabbed her bottle of firewhiskey and stood up, walking to the back of The Three Broomsticks; she wouldn't follow him, but she would definitely follow her whiskey. He leaned against the wall and watched as she got up from her chair.
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Barty frowned and pushed it back a little bit. “Er, I think I had enough yesterday.” He couldn’t remember much, but her couldn’t remember the worst parts. It was horrible. His tongue did the usual and he buried his head in his arms. “I hate this school. I hate my house. I hate people.” Turning his head he looked up at Pandora. “Get me out of here, Pandora.” He stretched, cracked his neck and went back to looking at her.
“Okay, more for me,” Pandora said shrugging her shoulders and drinking a little more. Her head quirked to the side as she saw Barty do a mini break down right in front of her. She got up and moved next to him giving him a hug, “Aww, my poor poor Barty,” she said, resting her head on his shoulder, then looking up at him, “I would be more than happy to steal you away from that dreadful school,” she said, reassuring him.
Barty grabbed her hand and squeezed it a little bit. "Really?" He placed her hand on his leg and leaned closer to her. "Then do it." Winking, her lay back on his chair and looked at her for a moment. Grabbing her firewhiskey, he looked at it and drank. He pinched Pandora's cheek and grinned. "You're so cute." He said.
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Pandora was still on her scouting mission with Lord Voldemort, and so far things were going well. Just about half of the list had been tracked and the Dark Lord was notified, she was awaiting on his feedback. She was in Hogsmeade for the day, just to take a day off from everything. Her parents were really proud that she was doing so much for the Dark Lord, but the fact that they were breathing down her neck and watching to know what was going on.
The Three Broomsticks was a bit busy as there was a mixture of students and older witches taking advantage of the sort of ‘happy hour’ Madame Rosmerta had on Saturdays. Most of her drinks were half off in the afternoon, and the Butterbeer was flying off of the shelves. The raven-haired witch took a seat on a stool and ordered her own bottle of Firewhiskey; she felt like she deserved it. It would’ve also been better if she had someone to share it with.
Barty Jr. slid into the empty seat next to Pandora and smirked. “Pandora, what brings you here?” He spun around in his chair, placing is left elbow on the counter and resting his head on his hand. He smiled at her. Pandora was a woman of class and Barty idolized her. There were only two people he looked up to: The Dark Lord and Pandora Vaisey, but there was something about Bellatrix. She wasn’t a idol to him, but she was probably the only other person that worshiped Lord Voldemort as much as he did and for that he tipped his hat to her.
Pandora smirked as she saw a familiar face show up before her. “Well, if it isn’t Barty Jr.,” she said, chuckling a little as he did a little performance before sitting down. Barty was such a joker, and it was amusing. Back when she was in Hogwarts he certainly caught her attention, even when it creeped everyone else out. She didn’t mind it at all, maybe that was what kept her interested. “Just taking a break for a moment, want some?” she asked, waving her bottle of firewhiskey in the air in front of him.
Barty frowned and pushed it back a little bit. "Er, I think I had enough yesterday." He couldn't remember much, but her couldn't remember the worst parts. It was horrible. His tongue did the usual and he buried his head in his arms. "I hate this school. I hate my house. I hate people." Turning his head he looked up at Pandora. "Get me out of here, Pandora." He stretched, cracked his neck and went back to looking at her.
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