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[barnes-and-noble-official]

Hello, there!! :D

@real-duncan (Tumblr won't let me mention my own blog skull emoji)

Hello!!!! How (and who) are you? :D

[barnes-and-noble-official]

I....I think then maybe you should go do that?

You guys would NOT believe how badly I need to see a doctor right now

#unless you live in america #then i understand the not going to a doctor #because it sucks here honestly

[barnes-and-noble-official]

LMAO ulterior motives being in a porno is actually funny as hell

#NO I KNOW #i will literally never get over this #like that is the funniest fucking thing to happen this year #i wasn't able to listen to the song because of #......the...sounds #those were ick #BUT #i laughed very hard at that

[barnes-and-noble-official]

i think i agree

sometimes I will fart in the library but only when I'm in one of the cushioned chairs because they absorb the fart

you..you are absolved of your sins.

[barnes-and-noble-official]

Is there an ikea gimmick blog? Asking for a friend

yes i believe so!

@officially-ikea

#are you searching for them #or are you trying to make a gimmick blog #because if it's the latter we can never have too many :D #we welcome you into the ranks

[barnes-and-noble-official]

oh huh.

well then this is a top teir shitpost.

Wow! [[ERROR]] is so [[ERROROROROR]]!!

#it's a podcast that's a sequel to another podcast #any way some spooky shit happened and there was a new character #and in the transcripts all it said for their name was #[ERROR] #so i just assumed lol #i chuckled at this in any case

[barnes-and-noble-official]

is this about magnus protocol?

Wow! [[ERROR]] is so [[ERROROROROR]]!!

#i am so confused #that was my first thought upon looking at this

[barnes-and-noble-official]

#tumblr confession booth #:D

[barnes-and-noble-official]

Head on over to Tumblr Confessional.

@your-confession-blog

i'm not good at advertising. i'm just trying to set this up because i'm bored and sad and need something to do XDD

#there it is then

[barnes-and-noble-official]

i did it

[barnes-and-noble-official]

it was less tedious than War and Peace for sure, but I think the two are only comparable when it comes to length XDD

i just read a 600,000 word fanfic.

that's longer than War and Peace.

#because like #one is a fanfic #and the other is a literary classic #i feel this distinction is important haha

[barnes-and-noble-official]

Thank you so much for the tag!!!!! I love these things. Also, 🥤"Six shots of expresso in a big cup" i understood that reference >:}

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?: - I can't add a picture because i'm not on my phone rn, but Arthur Lester and John Doe from Malevolent podcast

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?: -Chocolate all the way

✨ Do you have any nicknames? -Not really. :)

🎵 Last song you listened to? -Fame by Irene Cara

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction? -Yeah

😏 Are you on discord? -God no i hate that place

 💛 Do you have any piercings? -Yeah but just on my ears, nothing cool

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person? -Uhhhh I'm not quite sure...maybe how they introduce themselves.

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be? -white chocolate macademia nut. because. because.

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person? -cats

🎧 Headphones or earbuds? -HEADPHONES. earbuds suck istg

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud? -how the hell should i know?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know? -i know a lot of stuff about broadway but that's about it.

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl? -Sleep is for the week

🧸 Favorite place to nap? -I can't sleep during the day. I've never been able to

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community? -You bet i am

🦋 Describe yourself in three words. -Unexpected, Unsettling, Incompetent

👖 Jeans or sweatpants? -Jeans

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order? -I hate starbucks. i'm just not a coffee person honestly.

🧡 A color you can’t stand? -ORANGE. specifically bright orange. i hate it sm

💎 What’s your most prized possession? -My instruments

☕ Coffee or tea? -tea

🦖 Favorite extinct animal? -i love them dodo birds. Wild Kratts brainwashed me i think

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr? -Too long

🌴 Desert island item? -Matches ig? i don't really understand the question

🐸 Describe your aesthetic. -rooted around in the goodwill bins/grandma

🔮 What’s your dream job? -Anything with theater

💙 Relationship status? -Wouldn't tell anyone here if my life depended on it

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit. -Skirt, sweater vest, boots

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to? -Will wood's entire discography, and assorted musical theater cast albums

🤎 What color is your hair? -Blue,

💌 Do you talk to yourself? -Yeah sometimes.

💄 Do you wear makeup? -God i hate makeup, it feels weird on my face qwq

🌸 Best compliment you ever received? - "I don't know how the universe created such a person, but you're here and for that I'll be forever grateful"

💞 @ your favorite blog. - @candycassowary idk you just seem cool :D

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

[barnes-and-noble-official]

OHHHHHHHH I see i see

Ummmm maybe you could put some stuff like star signs or idk stuff that you'd see in an insta bio or something weird like that

URGENT

have you read roll of thunder hear my cry

—@yes-im-youtube-kids

I HAVE NOT QWQ Is it good?? Should I read it???

[barnes-and-noble-official]

i will destroy you as you destroyed the only thing i ever dared to care about.

prepare to die.

I am not the person who is reporting gimmick blogs

I have heard that accusation once so just in case

#for real though #WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS #what does it accomplish except making everybody else upset? #seriously stop #please

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URGENT

have you read roll of thunder hear my cry

—@yes-im-youtube-kids

I HAVE NOT QWQ Is it good?? Should I read it???

#i'm always looking for new stuff to read

[barnes-and-noble-official]

You're not?? Huh.....Well I believe you! :D We should be friends! >:}

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was asked by a friend to come up with a skunk. meet the sunk

#words can't describe how i love this #hate to say investing early but.../ #investing early #yea i'm sharing this with all 800 of you #APPRECIATE THE SUNK