barib-yariel

[barib-yariel]

these people always get "oppressed" and "being in the right" confused. we are not more oppressed than the palestinians in gaza. thinking that the weaker side is automatically in the right is a very common but very stupid western philosophy. it does not work like that outside of your steven universe discord.

devastating war in the middle east: *is happening*

college kids in america: actually this is about me being the Best Person™️ and having the Most Correct Opinions™️,

#i am israeli so this war is about me #we don't participate in the misery olympics #that's a silly game for silly westners #starting a war with someone 100000 times stronger than you is stupid #and stupidity costs #israel #i/p #palestine #gaza #ישראבלר #columbia university

[barib-yariel]

devastating war in the middle east: *is happening*

college kids in america: actually this is about me being the Best Person™️ and having the Most Correct Opinions™️,

#israel #palestine #gaza #i/p #ישראבלר #jumblr

[barib-yariel]

too many people in the west treat the news like a Y/N hunger games fanfic.

#ישראבלר #israel #palestine #jumblr #gaza #activism #protest

[barib-yariel]

A Zionist Jew and and Anti-Zionist Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve Jews."

#jumblr

[barib-yariel]

glad to see you guys are properly equipped

Uh oh sisters looks like we hiding from UAVs again

#the mighty keter chairs #an oketz staff sergeant #a dead terrorist #ישראבלר

[barib-yariel]

wait, do you not have that part?! is that a hebrew only thing?!

Jews of tumblr, important question:

#????????????????? #jumblr #ישראבלר #pesach

[barib-yariel]

Jews of tumblr, important question:

#not tonight thank you very much #happened to me at 6 years old #the first year I was able to read out loud with everybody #had to say שדיים in front of my grandparents #never recovered #jumblr #jewish tumblr #ישראבלר #pesach

[barib-yariel]

Me when I want to say "yes" in hebrew:

#ישראבלר

[barib-yariel]

✨✨✨here to sprinkle some JEWISH JOY into your inbox✨✨✨

you:

anybody reading this:

#thank you so much!!! #ישראבלר #jumblr #jewblr #jewish #jewish joy

[barib-yariel]

Lol imagin puting up a "if you don't want to get kidnapped get out of someone elses country" sign in fucking CANADA

More images surrounding the incident:

https://x.com/bad_bureaucrat/status/1765151620701045036?s=46&t=z53oXC164_q-TRbGTtE8Cw

#do they....not know...... #canada #israel #palestine #gaza #ישראבלר #jumblr

[barib-yariel]

ישראל: אוקיי, הנה השיר המתוקן לאירוויזיון, מקווים שתאהבו

verse:

Love love peace recycle

Love peace barbie goals

Love Love girl power

Love peace pizza rolles

chorus:

Oooh lah lah I'm a STEM professor

Yeah yeah yeah I'm a super queen

Oooh lah lah I am so so happy

Yeah yeah yeah follow your dreams

verse:

Love peace boss babe fitness

Love love cats and dogs

Love peace stay hydrated

Love love fashion frogs

c part (darbuka):

יום הולדת שמח, אני אוהבת עוגות

Mi amor chikita, bonita de mass

thinking about the enviornment is important

חוגגת ת'חיים עם בלונים וברדלס

chorus:

Oooh lah lah I'm a STEM professor

Yeah yeah yeah I'm a super queen

Oooh lah lah follow the stars

Yeah yeah yeah living the dream

Yeah yeah yeah living the dream

Yeah yeah yeah living the dream

הוועד של האירוויזיון: נפסל😤 שימוש במילה queen הוא פוליטי ומביע תמיכה במשטרים לא דמוקרטיים 😱 לא נוכל לקבל דבר כזה בתחרות רודפת השלום שלנו😔

#ישראבלר #אירוויזיון

[barib-yariel]

יום דמוקרטיה מה שנשאר ממנה שמח

#בדרך לארומה עוצרים בקלפי #גם בעיר שלכם יש רשימה של פסיכופתים שימו בקלפי מישהו שיעשה להם את המוות #ישראבלר

[barib-yariel]

I just love how israel is a demonic violent jenocidal satan who is an absolut goliath against the poor little palestinian mew mews BUT ALSO it is a complete surprise shock horror who could have seen this comming when israel responds when attacked and the seponse is powerfull.

Living embodiment of this meme

#schrodinger's satan #מה חשבתם ייצא קולה?? #ישראבלר #jumblr

[barib-yariel]

יש מחר דיון באו"ם על אונר"א, ויש לנו נציגים שיקראו לסגור את אונר"א ולהחליף אותו בארגון שבאמת יסייע לפלסטינים ולא ייקח חלק בטרור. זה יעזור להם אם נציג עצומה עם הרבה חתימות. בינתיים יש קצת יותר מ73,000. תחתמו גם אם בא לכם שחמאס יפסיקו לקבל מימון דרך האו"ם

UNRWA has failed its mission to help Palestinians, and it got involved with terrorist organizations. Sign the petition to replace UNRWA with an organization that will actually help Palestinians.

#replace UNRWA #jumblr #ישראבלר

[barib-yariel]

Every time I see someone mentioning a chair as a weapon I think of Aerith Gainsborough in the FFVII remake. If you don’t know her just look up Aerith chair

well I googled that and I think she'll feel at home in any water park in Israel

[barib-yariel]

could you explain the plastic chair joke from a few posts back?

ah yes, the beloved Keter plastic chair. these chairs are super common in Israel, you'll find them anywhere. if you see people physically fighting in a public space these chairs are often the weapon of choice. in the past few years several videos of brawls like that went viral and it became a joke in Israel.

[barib-yariel]

טוב זה הקיו שלי לשלוף את הסרטון שכולם כבר ראו של מטיילים בארץ על עקרבוטים

Do you have any funny archaeologist stories or stories in general?

Mega devout US Christian lady who believes the earth is like 5000yrs old dug a 10000yo site with us, had lived in a complete cognitive dissonance with us for an entire month lmao

Dude who's ass was like a metal detector for scorpion nests. Every single spot he sat on turned out to be a scorpion nest. I have never seen a person have so many scorpions on them without fucking noticing it.

Camel spider chased (yes. Chased) a girl for an entire 10 minutes across the site.

Having to take a shit in the middle of the desert at midnight in -1 degrees and wind piercing thru ur asshole while ur friend guards the bush ur shitting in with her life and a 19th century lantern.

(In an army firing zone) guy picks up unexploded mortar, shakes it violently, slams it unto the ground and runs. Not sure whether it was a suicide attempt or a mass murder attempt but at least it was funny.

Reading artifact tags of tombs, stumble upon a tag for the skeleton. "State of preservation" bracket (poor, good, etc) reads: "dead".

Accidentally stepping on multiple (fortunately incapacitated, in hindsight) old landmines one after the other while going "oh no no no no no".

Digging in a hidden cave, making unhinged monkey noises to scare tourists passing by.

Off the top of my head lmao

#מי שרוצה דוקטורט מחקר על עקרבוטים זה כסף על הרצפה #אף אחד לא חוקר #קרוב לבית #לכו תעמדו בשטח פתוח הם כבר יבואו אליכם #ישראבלר #Youtube