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infinitely perplexed by this sticker book with a few that just say “ok”

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need robot hrt that

-gives me a screen for my face that can use emoticons for expressions

-gives me replacable parts making me always adjustable for the situation or just however i wanma present

-massive supply of music + option to adjust my input from my mic to my output whenever i decide

-gives me a customizable voice (not one that steals voices from unconsenting people though)

-gives me the autism hud

-makes me 9 feet tall

-digital money duplication

-considering that this is hrt it means it would be a slow change and quite honestly no idea how that would work but it would be cool as fuck

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I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

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look at my doctors dawg im gonna die

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I was about to make a post about like… how my family has this lemon tree out front, and one of the funniest things about having a lemon tree is occasionally I’ll be out in front doing whatever and I’ll see someone walking past and quickly grab a lemon off the tree and stuff it in their pockets as quick as they can like they’re shoplifting. 

I was about to make a post about how that’s funny and how, y’know people can have our lemons, it’s not a big deal because the tree pumps them out like gangbusters, but I really can’t make that post without thinking of… them…

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it is extremely important to me to remind you that THIS is what house and wilson would have respectively looked like when they met

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Ninjas don’t wear black. They used to disguise themselves as civilians. Unlike ninjas in movies, the real guys were smart enough to know that wearing a black outfit with a face mask wasn’t the best strategy for blending in. Source

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thinking about it .i think alot of people Like the Idea of getting pregnant or getting someone pregnant but not actually wanting to raise children. idk its really funny does anyone get me

#obviously i will drive him to the abortion clinic and then we get food after

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Illustrated the scene from All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries) where Murderbot (aka SecUnit) grabs Gurathin by the neck. I wanted to practice drawing scenes, and this one came immediately to mind because it's fun. (Realized I had never posted this one here.)

#fav #I KOVE EVERYTHING ABOIUT THIS #mensah pointing down like mb is a dog.... #pin lee eatign popcorn ljke its a show #(the homoeroticism of mb and gurathin)

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finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING

look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth

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#i feel like this was created just for me its so niche

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does anyone have that video where toby fox is giving a speech in japanese about video games n when he says the “project” part of “touhou project” he briefly drops into the strongest american accent I’ve ever heard n then immediately switches back to perfect japanese pronunciation. been thinking about it all day

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the most popular edit of mine :)

#fav