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obsessed with harvey at the y2 luau. absolutely busting ass with this quirked up jpeg shuffle. hes such a shut-in i bet this was like a magical girl transformation for him. the townsfolk see him walk onto the dance floor and are like ohhhh shit peepaws about to bust it down narsty style. fuck it UP white boy. the last ditch effort of a swagless migratory bird throwing back his ENTIRE pussy to attract a mate. im so obsessed with him you dont understa

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bonus: grantgo

mere hours before "bingo" was scheduled to shoot, brennan subbed in for grant. an american hero. (posted with both grant and brennan’s permission.)

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can't believe i keep getting diagnosed Brtitish by google docs 😔

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

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YEA EYA EYA EYA YEA the connection between this and Bedtime Story (one of my other favorite night vale episodes, just for the prose) is making me go bonkers fukcnig YONKERS

A Story About Him / A Story About Huntokar / Who's A Good Boy? pt 1 / Bedtime Story

like helloooooo can anyone hear meeee!!!

#wtnv spoilers #wtnv

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MIRRORS

IT'S THE

HIS MOTHER NEVER ALLOWED HIM TO LOOK IN MIRRORS

ABSENCE OF MIRRORS IS DIRECTLY LINKED TO THE CHILDHOOD THAT FUCKED HIM UP SO MUCH HE CAN BARELY REMEMBER IT

Im just. Losing it over the connotations of providing Cecil with a small amount of concrete physical description in the same episode that FINALLY explains some of his childhood

#the thought is half-baked but #there's SOMETHING there #wtnv spoilers #wtnv #wtnv 246

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Y'all think the fantasy high universe has fantasy tumblr lol

(inspired by @orions-garden who had this idea first !)

🐀 stealthcheck reblogged steelwindstrike

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you guys remember that trend from last spring where everyone was posting these random videos and pictures of and saying there was a tabaxi woman in there LMAO What the fuck was that 😂 it was like a worse version of The Gown thing from years ago

⚡ steelwindstrike

#LMAOOOO I FORGOT ABOUT THAT #wasnt that a marketing scheme for that one teen band #im pretty sure it was

LMAO WAS IT? i wouldnt be surprised LOL

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THERE WAS LITERALLY A TABAXI IN ALL OF THOSE VIDEOS. THEY WERE LIKE REALLY SCARY VIDEOS. WHAT WAS EVERYONE ON ABOUT. WHAT FERNS WERE Y'ALL FUCKING ON

🔮 conjurdivination Follow

OP, I understand your confusion but that was very much a real event! Turns out that tabaxi was the Shadow Cat, the familiar of the Nightmare King who was actually an ancient goddess of Sylvaire who was transubstantiated into a disease. She could only be seen by people who had her disease, which was transmitted through various bodily fluids. The Court of Stars has also been putting out statements lately saying that they and other members of the Fallinel government worked with the Shadow Cat, but had nothing to do with her plot of trying to bring back the Nightmare King, since she apparently worked with them as well.

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Was it still those fucking kids who did all that though

🐀 stealthcheck

it was those fucking kids

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🦇 nightmarekwing reblogged powerofsol

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was just waiting for a meeting with my banker and i watch two teenagers show up and one puts a gun to his head and the other grabs his balls. I'm so done with adventurers bro, how the fuck do people allow this shit

🦇 nightmarekwing

One of the teenagers is the archdevil of the bottomless pit. i swear to god i'm gonna die and even Hell is gonna be a piece of shit because of adventurers

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Did you not do anything to try and help your banker?????

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no why would i help a banker

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I have insider information on the Central Solesian Area Polycule

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🔍 detectiveagent5353 reblogged alwayshappyhour

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I cannot BELIEVE that there are FELLOW STUDENTS here at Aguefort who are SERIOUSLY considering voting for Kristen Applebees for class president. Are you out of your mind? Kipperlilly Copperkettle is actually trying to campaign to make the school better for all of us when we've all seen firsthand how messed up everything is. She's actually trying to make it fair for us students, and what does Kristen want to do? Nothing! She has literally ZERO campaign promises that mean ANYTHING for the school and the only things she talks about are steelworkers of all things and a thing NOBODY knows. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT FETTY WAP IS! I looked it up and looked through every book in the library! THOSE WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SAID BEFORE! NEVER!

All I'm saying is if this school starts to go downhill because you all thought it was funnier to vote for the cleric who killed her god TWICE than the regular student who's ACTUALLY trying to make the school better, you all better realize that it's your fault.

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sounds like someone's salty they can't do a shrimp jump

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256.927.723.142

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my hungry ass could never be a cleric

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reblog to cast healing word on the person you rbed this from

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burntownsgetvans reblogged falloutboimaniac

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does anyone know what's going on with fig and the cig figs? i've been waiting for their new album for a while but their social media account has been radio silent, like fig and gorgug are still posting on their personal accounts but nothing about the band :(. they said a new album would be coming out soon last april, i'm just kind of sad and confused i guess

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that's really rough man yeah. i don't know what's going on with them either, but i hope they'll end up releasing something soon for you. but if you wanna listen to something that's like fig and the cig figs, maybe you'd like my clerical gnomance? they've been a total breakout hit all over the radio where i'm from lately and they are sooo good lol

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well, okay, i'll give it a shot i guess, thanks for the recommendation :)

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@fallouboimaniac Listen up chucklefuck go FUCK yourself. I'm so fucking TIRED of people like you who are always trying to replace the cig figs and discredit their success and for WHAT reason? I'm so done, I'm so fucking done, I don't wanna FUCKING HEAR IT AND YOU'VE PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND LISTEN TO YOUR OWN SHITTY MUSIC? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FUCKING Ddid anyone see that red thing just now

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she kalvaxus on my emperor until i red waste

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lycanstropy reblogged 123fantasydestiel

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Getting really annoyed by all the posts going around joking about Kalvaxus and the Nightmare King. Both of them were EXTREMELY serious and REAL entities that caused SO much destruction in the very real world, and unless you were harmed by them you should NOT be joking about them like that, that is SO gross. My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great cousin four times removed was KILLED by Kalvaxus and it is so shitty to have to open the dashboard every day to see posts like this.

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sure but kalvaxus has literally been dead for like 2 years or something 😭. like the fact that those kids killed kalvaxus very much did make national and probably international news did you somehow miss that. and the guy was a total clown be fr it'd be crazy not to joke about him

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Did you not read my entire post? I don't care if you think Kalvaxus was a "clown" or not or that he's already dead, HE KILLED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE!!!!! You cannot be making posts JOKING About him like that!!!!!!!!!!

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I went on a field trip to Hell in my warlock class the other day and a bunch of pirates turned Kalvaxus into a ship and tattooed his ass

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🦆 rayofdownwiththesickness

I fucking hate public school dude a plane almost crashed into my house at midnight and turns out it's because of a fucking club at the school and then i GO to school and i can barely even get into my bard class because everyone's lining up around that fucking pirate's kid and the principal is a fucking kid because this school is such a wreck. And can anyone please tell me why the same kid is now in every single club i am also in???? every time i make eye contact with him in one of my clubs he runs away. didn't he and the pirate kid and their party kill like 6 staff members?????????? AND WHY IS THERE A COP IN THE HALLWAYS??????????????????????

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Imagine complaining about students killing people when you literally go to an adventuring school 😂

🦆 rayofdownwiththesickness

i'd rather you say it to my face than vague me on the dashboard you know

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I have been hexblade cursed

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👨‍💻 12345fantasydestiel

Has Aguefort collectively forgotten about the fact that a giant spider appeared on campus a few months ago and started terrorizing people? I'm starting to understand why so many people think so negatively of Aguefort now. I was literally there and watched it happen and then no one seemed to bring it up ever again. No teachers decided to address it or anything. We're lucky it didn't kill anyone, and, actually, now I'm remembering, wasn't Kristen Applebees there? I swear to Galicaea she was there. Is that why nothing came of it, cause her party has like 4 parents on the school staff? This place is a joke.

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she nightmare on my king until i cassandra

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she nightmare on my king until i cassandra

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she nightmare on my king until i cassandra

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she nightmare on my king until i cassandra

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Just looked it up and

Yeah they're the exact same lmao

ok ive had time to sort of deflate. im back to just being kinda hopeful again. funniest thing in the world is how watcher tv uses the exact same website layout as dropout. exactly the same.

#no hate to watcher.tv #this isn't me trying to be like ''HOW DARE THEY STEAL FROM DROPOUT >:((((('' #but like #that is so fucking funny #watcher entertainment #watcher tv #dropout #dropout.tv

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okay my mind is reeling from the latest episode i'm going to fucking explode this is one of the best episodes... period

so cecil's dad... left when cecil was born. For what reason, it's hard to tell. The narrative certainly seems to be setting it up as a concious choice, framing him as an absent father rather than just a dead one. The line "It’s not incomprehensible that two living, physical people could haunt each other." makes me really think the Gershwin-Palmer relationship was not a healthy one in any way.

But either way, he left, and maybe he died after he left, or maybe he left because he died.

But he's gone, and it broke their mother. She mourned him, she was forever haunted by him, haunted by the him she saw in Cecil. It completely ruined any semblance of relationship she had with her kids. As Cecil tells us in 182 (It Sticks With You), "Our mother wouldn’t speak to us. She would just walk and walk, much faster than we could. I think she wanted to lose us in the shadowy labyrinth of tall trees. [...] we always found our mom. She was at the same old tree, leaving flowers at the base of its giant trunk. And we would hike home. I don’t remember who the flowers were for. Maybe she never said."

That's as plain as it gets. She abandoned them, consumed in her grief and her anger. And, as we learn in Ghost Stories, she never recovered.

There's also the oracle element, however. And the Mirrors. That's weird, right? The prophecy that Cecil would die, and it would involve a mirror? Is this real? Is this an element of her mental deterioration? I can't say for certain. I hope it's not, I don't want cecil to die by murder.

And the trees. God, the trees. The trees are fucking everywhere and this isn't necessarily an unanswered question, more of a thematic element I want to draw more attention to.

Cause we have all the drawings of trees in 245, and we have 182.

But then there's episode 132, "Bedtime Story."

And this is a DOOZY. This is a story Cecil's mother used to tell him (Not Abby?) meaning that:

there were times she did managed to be somewhat motherly, although perhaps this was influenced by her weird oracular relationship with him

she told him. A bedtime story. About a little boy who felt neglected by his family, so he went out and dug into the mud and turned into A TREE.

I just want you to really take that in. This little boy felt neglected by his family, so he turned into a tree and eventually grew to abandon his humanity to the point where he could no longer recognize or comprehend the passing of his own family.

"And then my mother would pat my head and say: "Good night, Cecil. Good night." Or so I imagined. By then, I was long asleep." Cecil's mom... probably didn't do that. But he imagined she did.

I've lost the spoons to write out a shitton of analysis but I haven't seen anyone bring up Bedtime Story in reference to ep 246 and I think they really should

Also something something "What would be worse than death? Living long enough to stop being a human" "Oh Cecil is... way older than he knows isn't he...."

#i have so many feelings y'all #this is one of my favorite plot threads in the entire show #wtnv spoilers #wtnv 246 #wtnv #cecil gershwin palmer #abby palmer

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Guys..... Guys in "Fridge-worthy," what does Esteban call Cecil's dad?

Grandpa Gershwin.

Abby is only ever seen refered to (to my knowledge, correct me if I'm wrong) as Abby Palmer. But Cecil?

Cecil is Cecil Gershwin Palmer.

He is still inextricably linked with this man, in a way no one else in his family is.

And I don't think that's a good thing.

#im so normal about this latest episode guys #i am obsessed with every Cecil Childhood Trauma episode #and this one Did Not Disappoint #wtnv spoilers #wtnv 246 #wtnv #cecil gershwin palmer #abby palmer

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"I don’t need a picture of something to know those moments were real. Like, we can’t photograph love, but we know it’s there. There are no photographs of hurt, but we feel it deeply."

Episode 246, "A Story About Him"

#wtnv #wtnv spoilers #wtnv 246 #welcome to night vale #cecil gershwin palmer #abby palmer

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"... and I never saw the face of the one who flew me around the living room like a helicopter, but I could feel his joy. It sticks with you. Like a chill deep in your bones."

IT STICKS WITH YOU?

#THEY DID #THEY #THEYDI #THEY DID THAT #I'M FINE IM COMPLETELY FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE #wtnv spoilers #welcome to night vale spoilers #wtnv #welcome to night vale #246 - a story about him

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My everything is hurting so bad right now

"It’s not incomprehensible that two living, physical people could haunt each other."

246 - A Story about Him

#they did not need to go so hard this episode #and yet #modern night vale is REALLY hit or miss for me #but when they hit #they fuckign HIT #welcome to night vale #wtnv #welcome to night vale spoilers #wtnv spoilers #246 - a story about him

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I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

me: yay i love listening to night vale

my brain coming up with horrible theories: ooo what if the man in the tan jacket is cecils dad

#its literally just the theming of never being fully perceptible #of always being forgotten once theyre gone #but after finishing the episode theyre definitely not the same #the theming is all wayy too different #but its such a fun theory #wtnv #wtnv spoilers #a story about him