just remembered everything that happened to me from ages 1 to 5
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Wish I was a late bronze age girl
I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.
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It's so hot the peons are boiling gruel on the sidewalk
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“Black-Briar Mead is just fine, if you need something to wash the dirt off a riding horse’s hooves.”
–Sabjorn
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i just got rejected by a girl I've liked for 6 months what do i do
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Which characters in breaking bad are lgbt?
TeeTee, FiFi, Tiffy, CeCe, Rodger, Bobert, Jeiler, Orphan, Taffy, Shirley, Marvey, Amey, Potash, PanPipe, Pastrie, Pansie, Limo, Zorro, Loopie, Corduroy, Laughie, Guthree, Barnaby, Dupree, Jewels, Juliess, HamBone, Honesty, SaSa, Chrissy, Mister, Meister, Zander, Fanny, Mannie, BoDanie, Sharen, Mattie, “Shucker”, “Shaker”, Wendall, Mundale, Nolin, Stolin, Archy, MaLarkie, Goodie, and walter
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and words are futile devices
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if your ass wouldn’t eat the sugar glass windows first when were at the Hansel and gretel candy witch house we are not fucking
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