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sentence starters:  text posts i have saved, part 1. tw: blood, death.        

❝ i do not want romance… i just want a big sword ❞

❝ me caring is a publicity stunt ❞

❝ im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now ❞

❝ an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough ❞

❝ some of you need to be told to shut the fuck up more. not me tho im super funny and my tits are fucking massive ❞

❝ do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection ❞

❝ when i was in therapy i once expressed to my therapist that i really struggle with having pretty much zero idea of who i am as a person + she whipped out a piece of paper and suggested that we write down different aspects of myself. and i had no idea what to say bc ‘myself’ is a concept i’m not very familiar with so she started saying about my interests and how that’s a part of me + i was like okay!! that makes sense!! so she clicked her pen and was like “you said you like video games before” and i was like sure bud :) and watched her write down, in capital letters ‘GAMER’ and i’ve never had so much terror struck into my h ❞

❝ yeah this is my character cool josé. he’s like normal josé except he didn’t fail his driving test three Times ❞

❝ “what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck ❞

❝ a cute girl told me she has lots of plants in her house and i told her, for some fucking reason “damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp” and somehow still got her number so. chase your dreams. nothing is impossible apparently ❞

❝ *don’t stop me now by queen plays as i lay bleeding to death in walmart* ❞

❝ i love when men are scared to talk to me like yes dont fucking talk to me bitch!! ❞

❝ if you ever disrespected me and i was calm bout it.. don’t trust me ❞

❝ “first one always goes to blathers” i say as i hand my new born child to the owl ❞

❝ no your honor i absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly, ❞

❝ its just me and my gay little iced coffee against the fucking world ❞

❝ ‘gays cant cook’ then what the FUCK was remy fighting for in ratatouille ? ❞

❝ gender is a performance and im doing improv comedy ❞

❝ getting fake asked out in middle school is really a whole other form of trauma ❞

❝ do you ever associate the word “girlfriend” with wlw so much that you forget straight boys have girlfriends ❞

❝ *has video game open* hm i dont feel like playing this right now actually *closes it* man i wish i was playing video game right now *opens it again* hm i dont feel like like playing this right now actually *closes it ❞

❝ when i was young i used to think having interests was important. now as an adult i see there was no need for me to ever develop a personality. feeling a little betrayed, but not sure by whom. ❞

❝ he’s not baby he’s like 25 years old & doesn’t know how to clean the sink ❞

❝ this is all because i never experienced the triumphs and defeats the epic highs and lows of high school football ❞

❝ well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad ❞

❝ idont have any talent. i like to look at grass and i dont have other hobbies. when people ask me how im doing i ignore the question ❞

❝ i only set you on fire a little bit. grow up. ❞

❝ i hate this place i want to go to build a bear ❞

❝ [wearing a fake leather jacket, eating ritz crackers out of the box, reclining in a casual position somewhere i shouldnt logically be able to access] im emotionally vulnerable as shit dude ill cry on any of you ❞

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Thank the lord i’m back.

GOD DAMN ANGELS MUSE IS HARD TO GET BACK SOMETIMES!

I miss my pink ball of assholery so much.

#sugar. spice. and everything nice ;; OOC

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raichoose​:

“Oh, not at all!” Alastor says, his permanent smile only widening at Angel’s ineffective order. “I may be Charlie’s business partner, but I don’t particularly care about what happens to her clients. No … I’m here simply to enjoy a nice, relaxing evening.”

And then, because he never could deny his love for a little bit of entertainment on these otherwise quiet nights -

“Is there a particular reason you’d like me to disappear? Trouble in Hellish Paradise, perhaps?” 

‘ Well I was gonna practice being obnoxious. ’  Is the response that the deer demon gets before he pauses and flexes his claws a bit pausing and thinking.

‘ Naw, too tired to actually egg you on, ta be truthful? Was gonna play tha accordion up here, don’ wanna hurt anyones ears because I’m bout ten years outta practice, but I found an old accordion, and I forgot how much I loved ta play. ’

#ɪ'ᴍ ᴀᴅᴅɪᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɪɴᴛᴏxɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ❤ ANGEL DUST #raichoose #sʜᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴏʀ sɪɴɴᴇʀs ʜᴀɴᴅ ❤ ALASTOR

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#// getting to these now jfc im slow #// still like them if you want a starter! #// mutuals only

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𝙾𝙽 𝙰 𝙂𝘼𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙈 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴𝚂 𝙰 𝚃𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙳𝚂𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝙼𝙰𝙽

𝙸𝙽 𝙰 𝙳𝚄𝚂𝚃𝚈 𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺 𝙲𝙾𝙰𝚃 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙰 𝙍𝙀𝘿 𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝙃𝘼𝙉𝘿.

𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑 𝘰𝘧 𝐇𝐀𝐙𝐁𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐋 — 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯-𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 — 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘵. secondary muse: 𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘺𝘱𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘶!al 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐋𝐄𝐘

#// Slaps roof #// This bitch holds so many horrors

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THE ADVENTURE ZONE SENTENCE STARTERS.

❝ Hail and well met, my dude. ❞

❝ Abraca fuck you. ❞ 

❝ God lied to me! ❞

❝ Kiss my ass, you sanctimonious bastard. ❞

❝ You are going to be amazing. ❞

❝ Liches get stitches. ❞

❝ Are you my friend? ❞

❝ Go out and do good. ❞

❝ Yo thug, what’s your name? I’m about to tentacle your dick! ❞

❝ No dogs on the moon, they just run off the goddamn thing. ❞

❝ I’m afraid no one else will have me. ❞

❝ Everything I drink tastes like keylime gogurt to me. ❞

❝ Don’t let them erase me. ❞

❝ What brings you happiness? ❞

❝ Bad news, comprades, this place is magic as hell. ❞

❝ I find that not killing people is very easy. ❞

❝ Everything is for keepsies if you’re sneaky about it. ❞

❝ You’re a coward and I hate you. ❞

❝ Boy you’re not intimidated by me at all, are you? ❞

❝I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry! ❞

❝ These potions get you reeeeeal fucked up. ❞

❝ Once you pop, the time control don’t stop. ❞

❝ Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.❞

❝ We don’t have to talk. Let’s just…let’s just watch this together. ❞

❝ So here’s my solution, and I think you’re gonna find it very equitable: I’m not gonna shoot you with this giant crossbow. ❞

❝ I’m about to smooch your fucking brains out, babe. ❞

❝ You’re going to have to fight and you’re gonna win. ❞

❝ I’ll be having my body back, you undead fuck! ❞

❝ You fucking took everything from me! ❞

❝ How would you like to live forever? ❞

❝ I am but a simple, idiot wizard. ❞

❝ Yeah! It’s our first kill! …So why am I so horny? I’m broken inside… ❞

❝ You know…do whatever you want. I don’t care anymore. ❞

❝ Existence, (name), life? Is horrible. To exist, to live, is horrible. ❞

❝ Sometimes there aren’t good decisions. Sometimes…there’s just decisions.❞

❝ I appreciate what you’re trying to do. And I’m on board for whatever the plan is. But understand this: I have nothing, and I don’t give a shit. The world is ending and I. Don’t. Care.  ❞

❝ I will say that if you wanted to lure me in there you should’ve stayed handsome, my fella.❞ 

❝ Who stops serving pancakes at 9am?! I missed the whole thing! I had to get Cheetos! ❞

❝ I cannot stress enough how uninterested I am in this. ❞

❝ I’m not gonna be the one to pull the trigger on an entire civilization. I won’t do it.  ❞

❝ What brings me joy is…life.  I think you can find joy anywhere in life. ❞

❝ I don’t always do things right. And I don’t always do things smart. But whatever I do, I find joy in it. ‘Cause at the end of the day, that’s all you’ve got. ❞

❝ Tell ya what, if we ever meet each other somewhere in infinity, you can apologize to me and tell me you were wrong. ❞ 

❝ I have an update from [ Name ] Central. Uh, I have updated my list of people I trust and things I believe to no one and nothing! ❞

❝ I’m good, amigo. The bleeding’s all internal. That’s where the blood is supposed to be.❞

❝ I think there was probably a time where I had joy, where I experienced fleeting happiness or anger or fear, but God, it’s just been so long. ❞

❝ I am a man, (name), who knows the answer to the question of why we’re all here. I didn’t like it. ❞

❝ To have friendship, (name), it requires you to…love someone and be invested in your shared happiness and these things, (name): friendship, love, happiness? They’re all so…small. In the grand scheme of things, they last a second. ❞

❝ Look it got – WE got dark back there. I know this journey’s been tough, and it’s only going to get harder. But we can’t allow ourselves to get to that place again. ❞

❝We’ve lost a lot. And there’s a lot more we might lose. But one thing we do have is the thing people in love rarely ever have enough of – and it’s time. ❞

❝When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy. ❞

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‘ fuck, it’s so fucking hot. I hate summers in hell. ’

#ɪ'ᴍ ᴀᴅᴅɪᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɪɴᴛᴏxɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ❤ ANGEL DUST

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Grab a marker and write something on my muse! ( Anywhere over my muse's body. )

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intimacy . // meme .

“please… just kiss me…”

“i really want to feel your hands on me”

“touch me.”

“kiss me.”

“hold me…”

“just a little longer”

“come closer”

“keep whispering”

“god you make me feel alive”

“i want your tongue all over me”

“put your hand on my thigh”

“i love the way your hand feels”

“you smell so good”

“i don’t want to let go”

“i don’t think i can let go”

“there’s something in the way you touch me”

“your breath leaves goosebumps on my skin”

“closer…”

“more, please…”

“your breath is so warm”

“your hands are so cold”

“your hair is so soft”

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imma reblog some memes. kinda working on those thoughts and ya know. shit.

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#// getting to these #// some spots are still open!

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#// capping at 5 #// will be selective

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‘ I’m back, bitches. ’

#// YOU CAN NEVER GET RID OF ME \\ #// SCREAMS FERALLY \\ #sugar. spice. and everything nice ;; OOC

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`✵•.¸,✵°✵.｡.✰ 𝕠𝕗 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕚𝕞𝕡𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝, 𝕚𝕥'𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚 𝕗𝕖𝕝𝕝 ✰.｡.✵°✵,¸.•✵´

Revamping my Millie blog! Been missing the gal, and wanting to do her some justice.

Please like / Reblog if you’d like to interact. Spoilers for the current HB ep will be present.

Sinned by Sugar.

#// Have her <3 #// Now off to make vortex

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Ya know. everyone wants the buff daddy.

no one is willing to play him.

impulse time, no one is here to stop me. making a vortex blog.

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@raichoose

‘ Don’t ya got anything betta to do you nutso? Why you followin me around like some abandoned puppy. Did Charlie put ya up to this? Eugh. ’ Angel glances over at the demon as he shifts and blows a bit of smoke out of his evening cigarette now quietly on the roof and relaxing against a metal pipe kicking his feet almost childishly.

‘ Just shoo, bambi. ’

#ɪ'ᴍ ᴀᴅᴅɪᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɪɴᴛᴏxɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ❤ ANGEL DUST #sʜᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴏʀ sɪɴɴᴇʀs ʜᴀɴᴅ ❤ ALASTOR

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Starter call? Something nice and simple.

#// starter call