banisheed

[banisheed]

Sometimes a leanbh child will book a middle seat for you and you will have no choice. Good. Always heed my warnings.

Did you? Where did you go? Dublin? Cork? Galway? I'm currently in the rural Irish moors myself. Why wouldn't you go back? Ireland's delightful!

I'm far too tall for anything but the aisle seat. I don't [...] know what that movie is but I'll take the advice to never watch it.

Have I...? I just got back from Ireland. I'm not going back.

#c: elias #dash

[banisheed]

[pm] What did you do? There's always something, isn't there? Did you kill someone?

Why? They'll only disappoint you. They won't love you. They'll never love you.

[...] I can bring you back something from Ireland. What do you want? A dead mouse? A dead bird? A dead worm?

[pm] Oh. [...] Perhaps you are not the same as the others. [...] I under [...] I understand what you mean. My nest does not want me.

You are correct. Most fae do not see me as family. The fae see me as the monster. [...] I will reach it. There are Aos Sí on and in this land. There are Aos Sí near this human nest. I will find the one that is perfect for my parasites will let me in.

I can but I will not. Unless you want to give me something that is worthy of the thanks?

#c: burrow #pms

[banisheed]

[pm] That's [...] You don't have to be sorry about that. I got a little excited about showing my home off and I just wanted you to see me as I should be I just wanted to I just Yes, i imagined more boobs. Severe lack of boobs in Ireland. That's why we'll be leaving soon; no breasts. I've already stared enough at Anita's, I'm tired of them. I need new breasts to look at. I should be apologizing to you for I don't know who I am anymore and I don't

Usie? [user tried to think of what that means] An ulna? I would like to take an ulna before we go.

Fates, please. If I have to sit in another middle seat, I will kill someone. I don't Thanks for I don't need to hold your hand. I'm not a child. And you only have the one.

[pm] Am sorry it was not the visit you have probably imagined. It is very pretty here. Have many sketches of nature. Lots of bugs. And pictures.

Do you […] want to take a usie before we leave? [user is thinking of selfie]

And I will get you first class for the flying back home. We can sit together. You can use my phonies. And my blanket. You can also hold my hand.

#c: metzli #pms

[banisheed]

[pm] [user is reading the essay; she misses her job, despite never being invested in the education of children, she feels something approaching pride that Ariadne felt passionate enough about a painting to write about it. she feels happy to be sharing in this. she reads the essay again and again and–]

I like the Thank you for This is

Thank y I’ll read it when I have the time. Did you send this to Endeman too? She’d like it

That would be every blonde Irish woman. Yes, I know a few. I’m related to a few. Why do you ask? If this is about a certain unfashionable doctor

[pm] Why are you apologizing? You know how I feel about that.

Just send it, Whitlock.

#c: ariadne #pms

[banisheed]

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[user finally has the sense to just delete this one but as the message vanishes, user wonders…should she have signed up for moor?]

#thank u fish….love u MWAH #c: nora

[banisheed]

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Those are squares.

#this must be costing nora so much on the pay per emoji service #the hacker bot should be more considerate #c: nora

[banisheed]

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Freeze then.

#c: nora #i appreciate your commitment to an authentic hacking experience

[banisheed]

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Stop looking at my back.

#c: nora

[banisheed]

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Don’t tell me what to do.

#c: nora

[banisheed]

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I’ve seen enough.

#c: nora #the emojipedia huh………

[banisheed]

[user clicks link]

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CLICK LINK

#i don’t know where the link goes IC but i hope it’s to the singles! #would be so sad if that link didn’t lead to singles #i wanna c more

[banisheed]

[pm, unsent, as user has regrets about unsent message] I'm sorry I shouldn't blame you I should have chosen different but still you could have said no, people say no, you know? Regan looked so pale in the car I was afraid she'd die on the plane. I don't understand you. I wish I would understand if you were bad or good or somewhere in the inbetween but you hurt her and I did too so maybe we are both there

[no message received; user feels this strange desire to explain that she is not on the same level as Wynne...and also that Wynne should give her all their bones.]

#okay marin.............................. #OLKAY #KADSJFHKASDJ #c: wynne #pms #I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING FUN HUIH #I THOUGHT THIS WAS HAHAH HEHE

[banisheed]

[pm, unsent] Why did you do it? Why would you? [...] Do you think if I said fibula [...] it would [...] be different? Why did you do it? Why would you? Are you happy? Are you happy you get to stay there? Why would you be happy? Why would you do it? We hurt her. We

[no message received. user wonders if Wynne feels guilty probably]

#WOW #SHE'S NOT EVEN STAYING THERE SMH WYNNE #MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK BEFORE YOU TIBIA :/ #c: wynne #pms

[banisheed]

International flights are delightful with the understanding that you must not watch "Baby's Day Out" or sit in the middle seat.

Have you been to Ireland? It's lovely here. Unless you're Regan

Well I'm never traveling internationally ever again. My new controversial take? Fuck Ireland. Except Shaemus, you were a real one.

How's everyone? How's Wicked's Rest?

#for you xoxo #c: elias #dash

[banisheed]

As in you have lost your arm? Give me your arm.

I desire it.

Mail it via express international shipping to Ireland.

I'm down an arm for the time being, so orders and checkout time at the shop might be a little slower than usual. Apologies in advance.

#c: sam #dash

[banisheed]

It will be funny, because it's Anita. And a giraffe.

[pm] No. Oh, of course. Splendid. Why do you ask? I know Ireland has been [user doesn't even bother to continue this sentence]

I feel very in touch with nature; a cricket flew into my tea. We'll leave soon. I prom I promise that I think

There's nothing here for me. No one wants me Nothing I This place I wanted to show you I want I wanted

Yes. Maybe. That will be funny.

[...]

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[pm] Are you okay? Please Do not want you to lea

Why do you think you deserve what they give y They do not give you They are not good and they I hate how they look at you I hate how they I hate I hate I hate Hate is so strong Burns

They hurt you and they hurt Regan and they hurt good people People matter People matter You matter Regan matters I hate them I hate them I can give you mor I can give you I will give you whatever you want if you come with me Choose me Choose Wicked's Re Choose something else Do not choose them Do not let them Please do not lea I hate th

I hate them

I hate them

#c: metzli #pms

[banisheed]

Superhuman still has "human" in it, isn't that correct? And of course you have. Your pathetic human life would be enhanced ten fold if you could gaze upon my beautiful visage. [...] How much do you know about dogs? Enough to raise one?

I'm glad we could find common boob ground.

Pretty cool. I've always wanted to meet someone who wasn't human. How's that work? Like, not being human? Are you like superhuman? I learned some knowledge in my advanced age. Like about dogs and also guns ummmm hmm movies.

That I agree with.

#c: daiyu #dash