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i haven't played a single castlevania game, this is my general understanding of the lore

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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blogger obtains long-coveted zero note post: "I just kept talking until I hit upon the shit no one cares about"

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"You were absolutely marvelous battling that sand creature, but the rest of the group thinks you're dying of blood loss. You need to get up."

"..."

"You are seriously going to die here if you don't get up and walk."

"..."

"If you die here, you will never get an opportunity to ravish my virginal body and do whatever depraved things you can imagine. One whole night. Anything you want."

"...anything?"

"ANYTHING."

Anyway, best book of 2024, possibly of all time, so glad to know there's a dozen or two more, sicko dot jpeg, etc.

I wish the average romance-fantasy hybrid writer would stop writing a fully-plotted 300 page fantasy book with some kissing (and sometimes some tasteful 'inside of a relationship, basically fantasy engaged' 75 words of sex to imply a plot arc that mirrors the fantasy plot arc even if it's not really there)

And start writing 'a fully-plotted romance book, but with dragons'

#stop b think of the children

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when you miss the intricate rituals

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I just discovered this author I'm currently reading has written like 25 other books/novellas and a substantial number of them are set in this same world.

I do not know when I will have the chance to READ to all of these books but I am beyond hyped to discover that they exist.

I wish the average romance-fantasy hybrid writer would stop writing a fully-plotted 300 page fantasy book with some kissing (and sometimes some tasteful 'inside of a relationship, basically fantasy engaged' 75 words of sex to imply a plot arc that mirrors the fantasy plot arc even if it's not really there)

And start writing 'a fully-plotted romance book, but with dragons'

#stop b think of the children

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Letterkenny (s1, 2016)

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If I have drawn any conclusions from this event, it's that I am not a Sleep Shirt Person, but I need to buy a few more sleep shirts when they go on sale.

I lived in the 1 (one) sleep shirt I have for like 3 solid days because manipulating pants was absolutely not feasible.

I should have known I was screwed the first time I described to my parents that I had slipped/dislodged/etc some soft tissue in my back while doing a routine task and was having terrible pain and muscle spasms from it.

And they both went, "Oh YEAH, I hate when that happens, have a heating pad about it," instead of being confused and upset.

#stop b think of the children

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Beautifully restored 1877 Victorian with a mansard roof in St. Louis, MO. 5bds, 3ba, $960K. Isn't this a pretty street? This home was the only one built by the steamboat Captain Horace Bixby (mentor of Mark Twain).

This entrance hall. What a wonderful built-in. It holds walking canes. The newel post is stunning and the lamp is kerosene- how original is that? I like the checkered floor- I think it makes it pop more than wood.

The reception room is lovely. You'll see that they have some ship antiques around, which is a great idea since it was a steamboat captain's house.

What a great fireplace in the sitting room. Even though the cabinets don't look that old, I think that they may be built-ins.

Beautifully done dining room. This home is so tastefully appointed.

Butler's pantry pass-thru to the kitchen.

The kitchen redo is stunning.

They must be leaving this piece if they show the incredible detail.

This is such a lovely bedroom.

Perfect vintage bath remodel.

Note the little laundry chute on the 2nd fl. They also kept the steep stairs intact.

This bedroom has stairs up to a beautiful terrace.

This room has a large bathroom/dressing room.

Yard is small, but so beautifully done.

But, that's not all the outdoor space. The spiral stairs go to a rooftop deck.

There is also a 2 car garage around the block.

Lovely neighborhood of gorgeous homes.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1532-Mississippi-Ave-Saint-Louis-MO-63104/2945672_zpid/?

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まだおるですか

オレは　きょうは　そろそろねぶいのですが

Hey landlady, are you going to weave more? I'm getting sleepy today...

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I wish the average romance-fantasy hybrid writer would stop writing a fully-plotted 300 page fantasy book with some kissing (and sometimes some tasteful 'inside of a relationship, basically fantasy engaged' 75 words of sex to imply a plot arc that mirrors the fantasy plot arc even if it's not really there)

And start writing 'a fully-plotted romance book, but with dragons'

#I am working on one right now that is reminding me how good this genre can be #my buddies and I were discussing what a bummer this other romance book sales event was but I bought 25 books in total which isn't bad #stop b think of the children

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One of the best shot of Total Solar Eclipse from 08-04-2024.

Via @nasa-official

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love going on callout posts for "thinks cnc is okay" and seeing people talk about how us freaks need the electric chair. fantasizing about violence is okay as long as its not sexual, funny that

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Good News: Complaining on tumblr seems to have done the trick as something clicked back into place last night. I have almost my full range of motion back.

Bad News: Everything still hurts and there's still a lot of swelling, so I'll probably be babying my leg for another day or two. But not too much, because it hurts to stay off of it as well.

I should have known I was screwed the first time I described to my parents that I had slipped/dislodged/etc some soft tissue in my back while doing a routine task and was having terrible pain and muscle spasms from it.

And they both went, "Oh YEAH, I hate when that happens, have a heating pad about it," instead of being confused and upset.

#stop b think of the children

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hedonism is pretty awesome actually and i wish that wasn’t a weird take in modern society