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GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT

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i feel like we don’t pay enough attention to this exchange from the princess bride (1987)

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tell me who u got!!! i got johann. makes sense because i’m a depressed musician.

#I am ze ultimate wizard #Magic Brian

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Background: My character has a Cape of Billowing. Which means I have made him into a dramatic Poser.

Me: Okay so I go up to the guy on the ground and check his wounds.

DM: Roll a med check.

Me: *Nat 20*

Me: I POSE

Me: * A N O T H E R Nat 20*

GM: The man wakes up, to see a Golden GOD before him.

Long story short I converted a man to the word of Bahamut that day

#this is me!

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Yall ever think of that one chick with the bow from meadshire???

#am i the only one who actually remembers jay saying she Died to the mosnter #when they made it back to the town square

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Hey Everybody! GolddenEyes here to tell you that after FIVE MONTHS the first episode of my famine campaign, Hack The Planet, is ready to go! In this episode, the players are in the “Eternal daydream” nightclub, trying to prove that even a group of people who met on a line can be cool. The party consists of:

Oto M. Denwa, played by @ballastmcgee is the disc Jockey of the local radio show “Otomatic supersonic radio hour!” His epithet, coincidentally, happens to BE radio, which has been guessed over 1,500 times live on air. He’s here to meet the hottest new artists to keep his fans in the loop of the music world.

His co-worker, played by Gnome Overlord, is Melodia Tyrannia, also know as the self proclaimed Sailor Mel, is a wannabe hero and rock star from the ocean trying (And, frankly, failing) to make it big on the surface! Since arriving here, she’s taken quite a liking to electric guitar and crappy reality TV shows.

Fellow weab Jabril “Jabs” Isokel, played by @cocomere is a bouncer at a less cool club, pro bodybuilder hopeful, and hardcore magical girl fan. She cosplays in her spare time, but not very well.

And finally there’s Ytho, playing Gerald Wellingotn, a 14 year old snob child of the “Prestigious Wellington Family” whose best personality traits are being very punchable, and being able to bribe his party mates. (But not necessarily being able to bribe his party mates to not punch him.)

My co-GM is JuniperJams, and my cameraman is @axiskae. You can catch this episode on my twitch channel this Saturday, July 7th, 2018, with an expected start time of 12:30 PM EST. Hope to see you there!

(Wanna get to know these characters a little bit better? Watch the roleplay session 0 right here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/230644770 )

#It's Been A Long Time Coming #please come watch us

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ive been working on this for literal months just because it took so long to find and download all these episodes. worth it

(spoilers up to big war!)

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I know I never post here but I'm going through old posts and realize I only have like Bad Dreams when I'm at my dad's. Welp, graduating and never having to stay with him ever again sure will fix that.

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Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

#moomin goddammit

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it’s 2018 please put the k back in thicc

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Owl is just OwO with a wicked eyescar pass it on.

#ive discover a powerful fact #owo #memes

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While I was scrolling down I originally thought this was the Good Doctor fanart for Ebon Ward ngl

She’s not Just a mom, she’s a Hot Mom

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Hot Damn

As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me where in Australia there *isn’t* something trying to kill you…

Keep reading

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OF COURSE I HAVE A STRATEGY FOR THIS DUNGEON

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there we go, completely perfect :P

#i mean op isnt wrong...

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Anime Campaign is a great system.

#anime campaign #Charlie Bets #I was playing what started as RP of a unstreamed thing #we started playing basketball #I use my once per Combat which has wild magic as a partial effect #I get the effect that make the Epithet separate as a sentient being #my Characters powers are basically praying for good luck #so his Stand Epithet ability was a more raw form of that #means it could only cast wild magic on whatever it touched #it turned the basketball into don infusio on accident #someone attacked the Don Ball #the regular ball reset #but I had the Brilliant Idea of the Don Head getting hit into the Epithet #fusing them together #Charlie In-character was mortified