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But alas, where else am I gonna get my weekly slice of gay culture?

Some of ya’ll are so fucking corny I just… I think I’m honestly getting too old for this site

#we need gays only filters on all social media #because I’m tired of seeing people spending prob half an hour writing 4 paragraph responses #to some rando’s half hearted and uneducated political comment #acting like ya’ll are standing at the front of a revolution spitting in the face of jeff bezos #no one of actual importance reads the shit you post on tumblr christ

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Some of ya’ll are so fucking corny I just... I think I’m honestly getting too old for this site

#pinterest moms here I come

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Uma Thurman

Mark Sink | 1980s

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Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories. Except me of course because I’m sexy and important. But like, all of you guys

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Blade Of Light by Nick Knight for Alexander McQueen 2004

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now give me a lesbian love simon right now immediately

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I always know where I am by the way that the road looks. Like I just know that I’ve been here before. I just know that I’ve been stuck here, like this one fucking time before, you know that? Yeah. There’s not another road anywhere that looks like this road. I mean, exactly like this road. It’s one kind of place. One of a kind…like someone’s face. Like a fucked up face.

My Own Private Idaho (1991) dir. Gus Van Sant

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society needs shame. if you dont embarrass weird greasy kids in high school they turn into adults who walk their girlfriends around on dog leashes in the mall

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i mean i support straights marrying i just don’t think it should be called “marriage”. we all know a real marriage can’t have a man and a woman

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i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars