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society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees

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#they might be giants

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This is my favorite pinup

Alberto Vargas - April 1943 Esquire Magazine Varga Girl Calendar Illustration - American Pin-up Calendar Collection

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I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

#life #climate change #earth #plants #dig a hole

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Harrisburg Daily Independent, Pennsylvania, April 11, 1907

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

#too true

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THERE SHOULD BE AN AWARD FOR BEST CASTING DECISION EVER MADE

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“Being alive is as special an occasion as it gets.”

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

#the outbursts of everett true #everett true #comics #I’ve never seen this and it looks great

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