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Soothsayer: Will the subjugation of the whole world finally make you feel better?

Lord Shen: It's a start.

-"Kung Fu Panda 2"

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never mind…

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Kung fu Panda 4 being announced reminded me of how much I love this entire franchise!

I really hope that with the old villains returning we get to see them in their full/semi-full glory and not just like the jade warriors Kai used where yes they can fight but are pretty much just hollow husks. I feel there is way too much comedy to be had with Tai Lung, Lord Shen and General Kai all in a room together trying to plan evil scheme #152

I can just see poor Tai Lung screwing up a mission and Shen threatens to turn him into a fur rug😭😭😭

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Shen: Pspspspsps

Tai lung, walking over to him: What are you doing. Are you trying to call a cat?

Shen: Holy shit. It works

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i am the result of fourteen billion years of cosmic evoution,

i am a thermodynamic miracle

i am the waking universe looking back at itself

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Live me reaction in the cinema when he said this line.

The line isn’t 100% right but same same

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what is he watching?

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Based on real life experience

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Briefly about how Kai tried to take over chi Tai Lung

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Lyrics by Tommy Dorsey's Street of Dreams 01:25

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Hit way too close to home.....for two

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Shen: *yawns*

Tai lung, being sarcastic: Wow, you don't even do anything to help around here. I guess being pretty is tiring?

Shen, also sarcastic: you must be exhausted then

Tai lung: ????? what does that even mean???

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Shifu: Tai Lung is free!

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Shen, stepped on a nail: Son of a b-

Tai lung: PG 13

Shen: -Biscuit. Son of a biscuit

Kai: Nice save there

Shen: FUCK YEAH I DID BITCH

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I can only imagine dearly

Bonus

He thought he could hide it longer, but has to come out someday.

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Tai lung: So what's a guy like you doing in a place like this

Shen: This is a nice place

Tai lung: I know

Shen, offended: