bahrbae

[bahrbae]

️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐞

date with barbie.

date fee: $5524

customer comments: " i was more than happy to be by their side... (female in late 20s) "

#♡️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ℬ 𑁊 isms. #stole this from a non mutual #feel free to keep the thievery going!

[bahrbae]

his  words  like  whipped  cream  on  top  of  waffles  ⸻  to  say  barbie  was  content  with  joker  would  be  an  understatement.  that  bat  man  clearly  didn't  know  joker  like  she  did.  and  what  a  pity  that  is!  all  worries  fade  from  her  visage  when  their  hands  intertwined,  pearly  whites  bared  at  him.  ❝  i  know,  i  know,  ❞  a  pause  commences,  in  which  she  shook  her  head  to  sway  the  few  strands  that  blocked  her  vision,  ❝  but  for  a  moment  there,  i  totally  doubted  my  thoughts.  it  was  like  when  we  first  met!  ❞  she  mused,  losing  track  of  reality  as  her  mind  was  too  preoccupied  to  remember  their  first  encounter.  barbie  was  hopeless  and  full  of  flaws  she  never  even  knew  existed.  that  was,  until  she  crossed  paths  with  the  joker.  someone  who  acknowledged  her  as  a  doll  that  was  perfectly  perfect,  at  least  that's  what  barbie  thinks  anyway.

another  shook  of  the  head  as  she  returns  to  the  real  world,  cerulean  optics  carefully  watching  his  other  hand.  when  he  revealed  the  new  toy,  her  entire  demeanor  lit  up.  a  bright,  hollywood  -  worthy  smile  spread  upon  her  visage,  her  gaze  growing  wider.  ❝  for  me?  ❞  a  squeal  of  excitement  passing  glossed  lips  as  she  reached  for  the  gun.  and  just  like  a  kid  would,  she  snatched  it  from  his  grip  in  an  instant,  bringing  it  closer  to  her  face.  albeit  still  learning  the  ways  of  the  real  world,  barbie  couldn't  help  the  curiosity  that  bloomed  within  her  living  body  (although  that  remains  unknown,  it's  best  dolls  remain  unaware  of  such  thing)  ⸻  she  inspected  it  closely,  first  the  left  side,  then  the  right  side  and  ultimately,  she  ended  up  pointing  the  barrel  into  the  only  eye  she  had  open.

❝  i  know  what  this  is,  ❞  a  gun,  that  was  easy  for  barbie,  ❝  we  had  guns  in  barbieland  as  well!  i  learned  how  to  maneuver  one  on  the  set  once,  but  it  was  a  prop.  i  know  it  was  because  this  is  wayyyyy  heavier  than  the  one  i  had.  ❞  with  a  swift  motion,  she  pointed  the  gun  towards  the  ceiling,  trying  to  press  the  trigger.  but  nothing  happened,  ❝  is  it  broken?  i  press  the  thing  but  it  doesn't  work.  ❞  another  quick  glance  at  her  beloved  gift  before  she  cautiously  pointed  it  downward,  returning  the  gun.  ❝  would  you  fix  it  for  me?  i  love  it  and  i  know  the  next  time  i  come  across  the  bat  person  i  will  scare  him  until  i  get  my  answers.  ❞

#chaoticjoke #the fact that she would shoot batman.... #she really is jokers doll

[bahrbae]

i want dash to know that, for some reason, i have finished christmas thematic drafts that i never actually posted for some reason i can't comprehend myself.... should i still post them? that is all & you shall receive memes from this barbie, so beware!

#♡️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ℬ 𑁊 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ooc kenergy.

[bahrbae]

  ❝ Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice ! ❞

cue  a  dramatic  gasp  as  soon  as  she  hears  veronica's  utterings.  a  look  of  pure  shock  embedded  onto  her  features,  eyes  wide  open  beneath  manicured  raised  brows,  glossed  lips  slightly  agape.  the  shake  of  the  head  started  faintly  but  it  increased  in  intensity,  golden  locks  caressing  her  countenance.  ❛❛  no.  no.  just  no.  ❜❜  she  muttered  first  under  her  breath,  as  she  stopped  shaking  her  head  in  denial,  ❛❛  he  was  supposed  to  keep  it  a  secret.  you  weren't  supposed  to  know!  ❜❜  exasperation  dripping  from  her  tone  as  hands  move  frantically  in  the  air.  a  deep  breath  in  and  a  deeper  breath  out.  both  hands  now  resting  atop  her  lap,  shoulders  rolled  backward  to  straighten  her  posture.  ❛❛  that's  so  not  cool  of  santa.  he's  now  on  my  naughty  list.  ❜❜    her  tone  back  to  its  melodic,  honeyed  range,  in  complete  opposition  to  the  little  scene  she  previously  put.  ❛❛  you're  not  like,  mad  or  something,  that  he  brought  you  here  without  putting  a  bow  in  your  head  and  forcing  you  to  stay  under  the  tree  or  whatever  he  does…  right?  or  do  you  want  that?  we  can  always  do  a  double  take!  ❜❜

#rxvenhairedprincesss #u heard it here first folks #santas on barbie's naughty list #mayb veronica too who knows??? #hi i missed u i hope this time of the year is great for u

[bahrbae]

today was a special day. i woke up with these exact lyrics in my mind : oh the misery, everybody wants to be ... my kennemy. so i did just that. this barbie now has a ken.

#♡️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ℬ 𑁊 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ooc kenergy.

[bahrbae]

both  hands  delicately  hover  to  hide  the  mouth  —  a  manifestation  of  barbie's  anticipation  for  gift  giving  surpassing  even  the  enthusiasm  for  the  holidays..  there  was  something  too  special  about  seeing  another  unwrap  a  present,  knowing  or  otherwise  what  it  contains.  the  way  their  eyes  lit  up  with  joy  and  the  way  a  wide  smile  spreads  across  their  features,  as  they  return  to  the  past,  when  they  were  kids  and  everything  much  easier.  kids  deserve  to  be  happy  and,  unfortunately,  for  barbie  everyone's  a  kid  of  someone  else.  which  doesn't  leave  anyone  she  knows  without  a  little  present.  cerulean  optics  observe  chrissy  intently,  as  if  not  to  miss  the  peak  of  joy.  a  melodic  chuckle  escapes  her  throat  upon  hearing  chrissy's  first  verbal  reaction.  hands  clapped  together  as  her  fingers  interlaced.  ❛❛  yay,  i'm  so  happy  you're  happy  with  it.  at  first  i  was  thinking  maybe  i  should  bring  you  there  and  let  you  get  your  own  bear,  but  then  i  thought  about  it  and  i  couldn't  spare  you  the  element  of  surprise.  ❜❜  unable  to  contain  herself,  she  involuntarily  spills  the  beans  —.  it  was  extremely  difficult  for  her  to  keep  such  a  secret  hidden  as  it  often  overflowed  her  psyche.  the  compulsion  to  divulge  or  bestow  presents  promptly  upon  acquisition  was  simply  insurmountable.  ❛❛  luckily,  i  found  something  you  can  choose  from.  you  have  to  come  with  me  to  the  christmas  market  but  you'll  be  picking  what  we'll  do  there.  how's  that  sound?  ❜❜

*/ @bahrbae left a note;

barbie has arrived to your inbox, chrissy. and guess what? she brought a  pink  care  bear  to  which  she  put  a  santa  hat  on  before  badly  wrapping  it  up.  it  was  pretty  obvious  what  was  behind  the  red  paper  wrap,  but  barbie  hopes  the  gesture  overthrows  the  awful  wrapping  job  she's  done. ❛❛ this belongs to you. i thought i should give it to you before we go to the christmas market. i just couldn't wait until christmas. i hope you like it? ❜❜

---☁︎｡⋆｡ Chrissy's eyes absolutely lit up at the present. "You didn't have to get me anything," she nearly whispered out, taking the package from Barbie's hands. But the thought and excitement the woman showed made Chrissy excited to open it. The teen had a small hunch on what it could have been, but the excitement didn't lessen even as the younger carefully unwrapped the paper. (Chrissy had always been the type to make sure wrapping paper was taken off without any tears or rips. As pristine as she could keep it.) "Love-A-Lot Bear," she answered with a bit of aw in her voice, adjusting the little bear's hat. "Oh, I love it a lot," a giggle was evident in her voice at the slight pun. "Thank you. This really just started everything off in such a good spirit!"

#havvkinsqueen #shes chrissy's big sis #just not on papers

[bahrbae]

Irony was lost on me until I read my script && realized I had abandon it.

#♡️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ℬ 𑁊 isms.

[bahrbae]

❄

hawkins  was  already  covered  with  a  white  blanket  in  mid  december,  which  did  coincide  with  barbie's  christmas  spirit  ever  growing  within.  no  matter  what  others  said,  christmas  was  right  there  in  front  of  them  and  all  around  them.  the  crystalling  snow,  the  hanged  up  lights  'round  town,  the  christmas  market  with  the  gigantic  ferris  wheel  to  look  down  at  their  little  town  lit  up  with  christmas  joy.  everything  hinted  at  christmas  already  being  there.  cerulean  optics  were  gazing  at  one  of  the  decorated  houses,  with  a  santa  claus  decoration  on  the  rooftop,  among  with  his  reindeers.  barbie  was  trying  to  find  rudolph  —  the  process  similar  to  finding  waldo.  it  wasn't  until  a  snow  ball  was  thrown  her  way,  bits  of  snowflakes  adorned  her  dyed  blonde  hair.  ❛❛  hey!  ❜❜  she  claims,  turning  her  head  to  the  side,  to  glance  at  lizzy.  ❛❛  this  calls  for  war.  ❜❜  she  continued  in  the  uttermost  serious  tone  her  voice  range  can  go.  it  didn't  take  barbie  more  than  a  couple  seconds  to  lean  down  and  grab  some  snow  in  her  bare  hands,  making  a  perfect  snowball.  a  flicker  of  youth's  mischief  in  her  glance  as  she  swung  her  arm  backwards,  ❛❛  last  chance,  liz.  d'you  surrender?  ❜❜

#strange-sapphic #she has the mind of a toddler when it comes to this #and im not sorry #hope this is okay!

[bahrbae]

𝙄 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚.

#♡️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ℬ 𑁊 isms.

[bahrbae]

🌿

barbie  did  not  have  much  going  on  for  the  holidays  —  if  you  disconsider  the  giant  blowout  party  with  all  her  friends,  acquaintances  and  other  people  she's  worked  with  over  the  years  on  movie  sets  and  the  dj  she  hired  to  mix  christmas  tunes.  it  was  just  another  typical  night  preceding  a  holiday  from  her  perspective.  eartha  kitt's  santa  baby  was  resonating  throughout  her  residence  as  she  gracefully  transversed  across  the  tiny  cliques,  trying  to  make  brief  conversations  with  each  of  them,  until  her  cerulean  optics  laid  upon  sheldon.  everlasting  beam  that  graced  her  features  spread  even  wider  whilst  high  heels  clicked  underneath  the  porcelain  floor  as  she  made  her  way  towards  @sheldoney.  ❛❛  there  you  are!  what  do  you  think  of  this  party?  ❜❜  she  queried  over  the  loud  music,  leaning  ever  so  slightly  towards  him.  ❛❛  oh.  oh!  ❜❜  cue  a  sudden  exclaim  as  her  gaze  drifted  upward  towards  one  of  the  many  mistletoes  she  put  around  the  house  to  surprise  the  guests.  as  it  turns  out,  it  also  came  as  a  surprise  for  barbie  herself.  index  finger  points  skyward,  ❛❛  d'ya  know  what  they  say  about  standing  under  the  mistletoe,  right?  may  i?  ❜❜  a  light  nod  of  the  head  follows,  as  she  stares  at  him,  waiting  for  an  answer.  barbie,  mindful  of  mutual  respect,  refrained  from  seizing  the  moment  outright,  opting  instead  to  observe  tradition  with  a  sense  of  decorum.

#sheldoney #hinting at the barbie movie which finally became available on hbo max #and i may or may not have rewatched it

[bahrbae]

please forgive me for being vain, but there’s so much more that i want to say. this PIT that’s been growing inside is leading me astray. it may not last && as time flows past, i may just REGRET this TRADE, but i offer you my resignation and i offer to them this tirade.

#♡️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ℬ 𑁊 isms.

[bahrbae]

christmas with barbie! 🎀🎄

my other moodboards!

#♡️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ℬ 𑁊 visage.

[bahrbae]

send “ ❄️ ” to throw a snowball at my muse !

if you can’t see the emoji / would rather, send “ SNEAK ATTACK ” !

#♡️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ℬ 𑁊 memes.

[bahrbae]

🍎  ｡:*• ─ CHRISTMAS PICK-UP LINES SENTENCE STARTERS.      ›    ( a compilation of various christmas/holiday-themed pick-up lines taken from various sources, for muses who are feeling flirty this holiday season !  feel free to adjust them to better fit your muses.   note: numbers 21 to 40 can be nsfɯ, so please read at your own risk ! )

nice & funny : 1.    ❝ There’s snow one like you ! ❞ 2.    ❝ When we met, it was love at frost sight ! ❞ 3.    ❝ I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you. ❞ 4.    ❝ Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice ! ❞ 5.    ❝ Are you Christmas ?  Because I want to merry you. ❞ 6.    ❝ There’s snow place like your arms this Christmas ! ❞ 7.    ❝ Do you live in an igloo ?  Because you’re pretty cool ! ❞ 8.    ❝ I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made me melt. ❞ 9.    ❝ If I was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you. ❞ 10.  ❝ I’ll be home for Christmas — and I want you to come with me. ❞ 11.  ❝ You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree ! ❞ 12.  ❝ I don’t need Christmas lights, you’re already shining so bright ! ❞ 13.  ❝ The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart. ❞ 14.  ❝ Let’s drink some hot tea in the snow. After all, ‘Teas the Season ! ❞ 15.  ❝ I don’t have a Christmas list, because you’re already the best gift. ❞ 16.  ❝ It’s the season of giving, so you should give me your phone number. ❞ 17.  ❝ Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree ?  Because you’re a star ! ❞ 18.  ❝ Let me take you on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not going to flake ! ❞ 19.  ❝ Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas ? ❞ 20.  ❝ If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good all year round. ❞ naughty & sexy : 21.  ❝ Let’s make this a not-so-silent night. ❞ 22.  ❝ Let me help you out of that ugly sweater… ❞ 23.  ❝ I want to fill you up with my… holiday spirit. ❞ 24.  ❝ How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight ? ❞ 25.  ❝ The only package I want this Christmas is yours. ❞ 26.  ❝ We don’t need a sleigh, you can ride me instead. ❞ 27.  ❝ Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true. ❞ 28.  ❝ Let’s both be naughty and save Santa the trip tonight. ❞ 29.  ❝ Is your name Winter ?  Because you’ll be coming soon. ❞ 30.  ❝ Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree. ❞ 31.  ❝ Your stocking isn’t the only thing I’ll be filling up tonight. ❞ 32.  ❝ Are you ornaments ?  Because I want you all over my tree. ❞ 33.  ❝ You’re the first gift I want to unwrap on Christmas morning. ❞ 34.  ❝ Call me your Christmas tree, because you’re turning me on. ❞ 35.  ❝ Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me ? ❞ 36.  ❝ I was going to warm my hands by the fireplace, but you’re much hotter ! ❞ 37.  ❝ Do you like the song “Jingle Bells” ?  Because we could go all the way… ❞ 38.  ❝ Are you looking for a tree topper ?  Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top. ❞ 39.  ❝ I just got some mistletoe. How about we go back to my place and try it out ? ❞ 40.  ❝ I’m not Santa, but do you want to sit on my lap and tell me what you want this Christmas ? ❞

Sources: [ 1 ]  [ 2 ]  [ 3 ]

#♡️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ℬ 𑁊 memes.

[bahrbae]

holidays can be hard

❝hey, wanna spend the holiday along together?❞ ❝i wasn't really planning on doing anything this year...❞ ❝can't we just get along? just for today?❞ ❝i love you. please come home.❞ ❝fuck your family. let's party like its Y2K.❞ ❝your mom's a bitch, and her mash potatoes are always thick like paste.❞ ❝yeah, my mom kicked me out, but look a white christmas!❞ ❝i just don't want to spend the day alone this year.❞ ❝my family was never big on celebrating.❞ ❝go away, i don't like [holiday]❞ ❝did you really call my dad a cuck and throw a roll at him?❞ ❝i guess i should've known better than to trust you could be civil.❞ ❝please don't leave. you haven't opened your present yet.❞

[giving] sender shows up without warning to receiver's home to deliver a present knowing receiver has no one to celebrate with.

[taking] sender takes all the gifts from under receiver's tree and burns them.

[coal] sender gives receiver the cold shoulder, refusing to spend the holiday with them.

[blood] sender stands up for receiver when receiver's family is cruel.

[forget] sender forgets to come over to receiver's to spend time together on the holiday.

[unconditional] sender picks up receiver to take them to out as a distraction from old wounds left by family/friend/etc.

[jolly] receiver tries to cheer up sender after sender breaks down on the holiday.

#♡️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ℬ 𑁊 memes.

[bahrbae]

❥     𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐘    [   𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂    ]   .

change gendered language   &   add context to your needs . happy roleplaying !!  ♡

“   last christmas ,   i gave you my heart .   ” “   i kept my distance ,   but you still caught my eye .   ” “   tell me ,   do you recognize me ??   ” “   now i know what a fool i’ve been .   ” “   if you kissed me now ,   i know you’d fool me again .   ” “   i was hiding from you   &   your soul of ice .  ” “   my god ,   i thought you were someone to rely on .   ” “   i guess i was just a shoulder to cry on .   ” “   now i’ve found a real love ;   you’ll never fool me again .  ” “   i thought you were here to stay .   ” “   how could you love me for only a day ??   ” “   i thought you were someone special .   ” “   i don’t want a lot for christmas .   ” “   i don’t care about the presents underneath the christmas tree .   ” “   i just want you for my own ,   more than you could ever know .   ” “   make my wish come true .   ” “   all i want for christmas is you .   ” “   i won’t even wish for snow .   ”

“   i’m just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe .   ” “   i’m feeling christmas all around .   ” “   it’s hard to focus when i see him walking across the room .   ” “   i’m avoiding every mistletoe until i know it’s true love .   ” “   i want to let you unwrap me .   ” “   this year ,   i’ve got to be smart .   ” “   later ,   we’ll have some pumpkin pie   &   do some caroling .   ” “   in the meadow ,   we can build a snowman .   ” “   it’s the most wonderful time of the year .   ” “   you are my home for all seasons .   ” “   please don’t cry ,   it’s christmas .   ” “   i only want you under my mistletoe .   ” “   i might change your contact to   ‘  has a huge north pole .  ’   ” “   i’ve been a bad girl ,   i guess i’m getting coal .   ” “   let me come warm you up ,   you’ve been out in the snow .   ” “   you’re my wishlist .   ” “   looking at you’s got me thinking christmas .   ” “   it’s been a long ,   hard year .   ”

“   let’s hope the snow will make christmas right .   ” “   sure it’s madness ,   but it’s magic .   ” “   i just want a cozy little christmas here with you .   ” “   you’re the only one i’m wishing for .   ” “   we were dreamers not so long ago .   ” “   there’s no time to waste ;   there’s so much to celebrate .   ” “   tell me what’s on your wishlist ,   i wanna make it come true .   ” “   i don’t think i’m gonna make it through the winter ,   babe .   ” “   santa won’t bring you somebody who loves you more than me .   ” “   you’re gonna leave me all alone ??   on christmas ??   ” “   can’t we just snuggle underneath the tree by the fireplace ??   ” “   you know i make those cookies you like .   ” “   maybe this christmastime ,   you’ll finally realize that i could be the one to give you everything you want .   ” “   greeting cards have all been sent .   ” “   i still have one wish to make .   ” “   in my dreams ,   i’m christmasing with you .   ” “   every day is a holiday when i’m near to you .   ” “   if there is love in your heart   &   your mind ,   you will feel like christmas all the time .   ” “   merry christmas ,   darling .   ”

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Send 🌿 to accidentally get caught under the mistletoe with my muse.

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