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Martin Blackwood's terrible, no good, very bad 19th november (iteration #67)

fanart based on @formiana 's time loop fic! go check it out its incredible

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Dumb kids

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hey since it’s your first time using weed i figured i’d let you in on a few pointers to make sure you have a safe, fun experience. basically you do as much as possible and imagine the roof getting blown off your house by a storm and giant pterodactyls swooping down to eat you badly ok?

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Ive been seeing a lot of Private eyes redraw of The Kiss on my dash SO IM JOINING TEEHEE

I got art inspo from Samara Hernandez :3 I literally just discovered her art today and she's already one of my favorite artists ong PLSSS her art IS SO SCRUMPTIOUS

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this is not even an internet persona i am just like this and i think thats even worse

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it ok to not be ready

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Saw this post on tiktok

in order

1-Grumpy teacher Adam Driver

2-Old School Vampire Adam Driver

3-Anti-social Witch Adam Driver

4-Sentimental Demon Adam Driver

5-depressed anxious alien Adam Driver

6-Adam driver Chef

7-flower shop au Adam Driver

8- Shadow Daddy Adam Driver

9- heir Adam Driver

I have absolutely nothing against Adam Driver he seems to be an alright dude but the effects of Reylo fanfics on booktok romantic literature it's not a thing I can just ignore

This is everything I fucking hate because 1- back on my day those things would be free to read on wattpad not publicized books 2- you can really see how reylo it's not a ship of understanding and liking the lore of SW but just paper puppets white women project their fantasies into and 3- mindless fluff this is fast food of literature

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it’s okay to have clumsy and awkward sex and it’s actually really common

the ability to laugh while you’re lying tangled and naked together bc you realize just how silly something is is really really intimate and trusting, and it’s the best feeling to be like that with someone and to be relaxed

it happens with long-term partners, it happens on hookups, and it’s rarely as bad as it’s always made out to be, except we usually think it’s bad we're told that’s not how sex is supposed to go. but that’s not true. 

it can still be passionate and intimate while being messy and clumsy, absolutely. you don’t need to “perform well.” sex isn’t a show: it’s about feeling good. sometimes it takes experimenting to figure out what feels good, and fumbles and awkward moments and laughter is all just part of it. sometimes that’s a huge part of the fun.

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i feel so disconnected from everything lately like i dont care about literally anything. i dont want to study or watch movies or see my friends i want to stare at a wall for 7 hours. and i do

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being the funny friend when ur not that funny is lowkey stressful cause the day will come when they realize. and what then

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when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

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t4t orpheus and eurydice

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when your guardian angel quits 💧

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sun spider made sun cookies