a list of what all older men that like minors should do
die ♡ॢ₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎
choke (^・ﻌ・^✿)
go to jail *:・゚✧(=✪ ᆺ ✪=)*:・゚✧
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last week i said to my friend it was weird she had a crush on someone she hasn't even talked to but here i am neck deep in a boy that i've only ever looked at jesus help me
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ROASTED *mic drop*
Some pretty good roasts you got there @danisnotonfire
tho @amazingphil is not gonna let you get away with that so easily
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im so hopeful and happy omg
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IPod: *plays Uma Thurman*
Me: *skips song*
Radio: *plays Uma Thurman*
Me: *RIPS SHIRT OFF* SHE WANTs to DA NC e LiKE UMA THURMAN *KICKS YOU IN THE FACE* BUry Me TI LL I conFesS *THROWS YOU THROUGH THE CAR WINDOW ONTO THE FREEWAY* SHE wAnt S TO dance Like Um A THURm an *JUMPS AFTER YOU ONTO THE FREEWAY* And I CaN T GEt yO u OUt Of MY HE ad
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