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always get a large sized drink. you don’t know what life has in store
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i love you fairy tales i love you folklore i love you myths i love you stories as old as humanity itself i love you oral traditions i love you characters carried through time on my ancestors’ tongues i love you story i’ve seen a million ways and want to see a million more i love you archetypes i love—
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The new F4 is set in the 60s because Marvel are cowards and won’t put Johnny Storm and Peter Parker on screen together
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whoever invented cozy in bed was a genius. and whoever invented getting up should be burnt at the stake
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hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha
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yes im in my 20s but this is only my first week of being alive
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tragedy enjoyers when even good intentions lead to ruin
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annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice
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free my girl she did all of that, feels no remorse, and is actively planning to do more, but have you considered it was funny as hell
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"it gets easier with time" have you ever considered I want it to be easy now?
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babe i really can't talk right now i'm in the middle of pacing around the house while listening to music
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but your honor his big wet princess puppy dog eyes cancels out all the horrors he’s committed
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how are people mean to stuffed animals one time i was trying to clean up my room and tried to justify giving away a stuffed animal by saying 'well its a little ugly' and immediately i was just overwhelmed with monstrous guilt and i understood the concept of a catholic hell and i was going there
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