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i’m fucking dying. it’s been brought to ben collins (the rad new owner of the onion’s) attention that Google AI summary is using The Onion headlines, resulting in this:

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I need everyone to see this

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happy what do tuesday's tuesday

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3 medium carrots (peeled and CUT into a whirling vortex of gold and white

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this grave keeper edible aint shit

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its been so long since i seen this image but its like an old friend returning to me

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constantly think about how it's totally normal to have a little living breathing creature just staying in your house. just living with you. they just love you and you just love them. you can't even talk to each other and yet you peacefully coexist. they depend on you.

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gay people on the bus

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

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Poorly drawn Charmander line.

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Robin’s winter outfit made me feel things…

Bonus comic :

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video: taking a selfie every day for 6 months!

(all the pics are clearly taken like 5 seconds apart. every pic, i have an additional unlit cigarette in my mouth)

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i spent way too long looking for this post before i remembered it was a tweet