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Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

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#atla if that counts #if not? angels of death

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i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they're disgusted with them

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#never posted any of it but. yea technically? #i wrote pjo fic in middle school #and recently wrote some tma fic if you count oc statements

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Take a break, this cute tardigrade needs time to cross your dash:

#TARDIGRADES!!!!!!!

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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you know what i’ll use my own imagination for a while

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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else

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Apologies for the spam om half asleep and I love gertie somuch ..

My own old decrepit lady 4 ur troubles

(She is 18)

ouh my god,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,senior citizen,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,salutes her

#rbing this again bc im so glad ppl like my damp old lady #(her name is willow btw shes named after the buffy the vampire slayer character)

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"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing

dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy

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ok but Alice "sober up & stop trying to make an impact" Dyer would get along well with Cecil "if you see something say nothing & drink to forget" Gershwin Palmer

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hey you little piss baby