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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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attention marketing team please put this up in times square 

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you’re in her dms im hiding from something following me in the Paris catacombs

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technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

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I’m a simple girl, is it too much to ask for a broody handsome suitor to stroll across a field, in the morning fog at dawn, to tell me that I’ve bewitched them body and soul, and that they love me and never wish to be parted from me from that day on.

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Parmigianino

Detail of Bow-carving Amor 1534/1535

Collection Kunsthistorisches Museum Wien

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how do i get the moon to notice me back

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Cinema Sins has taught an entire generation of pedantic nerds that obsessing over trivial details is the same thing as media criticism.

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No man born after 1993 knows how to fix cars. All they know is Taco Bell, charge they Switch, flex, be bisexual, eat grilled chicken and lie.

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not to sound like a boomer but I miss when teen fashion trends where uglier. Seeing 15 yr olds w “instagram face” is just too much for me. lets all just put on too much eyeliner and wear poorly matching layers again.

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i love the quiet, subtle anonymity that tumblr offers because i’m sure i’ve interacted with so many of you on twitter/instagram/facebook/in person and i’d never have a clue

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Are crabs and spiders in the same family? Are spiders just smaller, scarier, land crabs?

No–they’re both arthropods, but so are insects. They share a phylum, but Arthropoda is HUGE. There IS a subphylum Chelicerata which includes spiders and horseshoe crabs, and potentially “sea spiders”, but the crabs we eat and the spiders you see in your garden are not closely related.

HOWEVER. Isopods are a type of crustacean–you might know them by the names “roly-poly”, “sowbug”, “woodlouse”, “armadillo bug”, or pillbug. Some species live at the bottom of the sea and grow to the size of lapdogs, but some terrestrial species live under rocks in your back yard (probably). They’re related to crabs!