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the year is 1347. my husband just died from “the plague” and i’m moving in with my female “companion” in a secluded mansion in the european country. we have no kids and two dogs and we seem unusually close. i call her my wife but historians call her my best friend. little does everyone know, she’s both.

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alleycat gives unsolicited advice

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a comic about androids, and creating things

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Gerudo Classes on how to interact with Voe Part 1. I love this game so much thanks to scenes like this. Risa you are trying so hard.

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G H O S T W I R E: T O K Y O 

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Lewis Black - Black To The Future

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job interviews: did you mean, advanced lying

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Me at 1 am: I need to get up early tomorrow, so I really should go to sleep.

My brain: What’s the Canopy Kingdom’s policy on Skullgirl-themed Halloween costumes? Are they outlawed entirely or just considered insensitive? Is it okay as long as it’s not based on a specific one? Like can you appropriately dress up as Queen Nancy as long as it’s before she Skullgirl’d? If people can use specific ones, is there a proper waiting period before it’s considered acceptable, or are there kids dressed up as Marie a month after her attack? Can you buy Skull Heart props too? What about parasite/host costumes? Are those more acceptable? Has Samson or Leviathan ever seen someone wear a costume clearly inspired by themselves? Could they sue a 12 year old for defamation of character?

Me: Please have mercy.

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In honor of Shadowbringers, I’ll try to make you have feels with an excerpt from the Warriors of Darkness.

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CYBERPUNK 2077 — OFFICIAL TRAILER E3 2019

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Cyberpunk 2077 → E3 TRAILER

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TOBEY MAGUIRE IS MAKING A CAMEO. I REPEAT:

TOBEY MAGUIRE IS MAKING A CAMEO IN FAR FROM HOME !!!!!

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I have raised jungles, shaped lands and commanded rivers… THIS WORLD ANSWERS TO ME!!

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Let me tell you why Jenna Marbles is an inspiration.

This isn’t a joke.

Jenna Marbles was one of the original big channel Youtubers. I remember being in middle school and quoting her constantly, and never having to explain the reference. Everyone knew who Jenna was.

Then, time passed as it does. And like most youtubers, her following shrunk overtime. People outgrew her or lost interest. I myself stopped watching her for years, except for the occasion “I wonder what Jenna’s doing” search.

But what did she decide to do? Was she gonna pander to her audience, or do challenge videos to keep her views up?

No.

She decided to do whatever she freaking wanted.

She literally follows whatever crazy, impulsive thoughts she has and doesn’t really care what we think.

One week she thought, “I wonder how many balloons it would take to float Marbles up in the air?” And she found out.

“I should cover my entire face with rhinestones” Yes please.

“I want to blend into my green screen” YES. ABSOLUTELY.

She does what she wants, and its entertaining as hell. I love being subscribed to Jenna cuz I literally have no idea what’s coming this Wednesday/Thursday, but I know she’s gonna be having a great time doing it.

Jenna Marbles is an icon. She’s what I aspire to be. We should all learn from her to follow our dreams, no matter how unusual they may seem.

Bonus: Here’s some screenshots from her as a green screen