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I gave birth to conjoined triplets but their heads were all one (with features of three separate heads) but they had one mouth that went across all three heads; they had pointy teeth.

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Do the beta Girafarig girls ever try moving in two directions at once?

Since they risk getting hurt they avoid doing it, but it can happen that one of them lies down on the ground if she disagrees with the other one!

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2022年10月11日 Today is my BIRTHDAY‼️ and I wanted to draw Gwen 10…

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Let the poor guy eAAAT

Haven’t animated in a while, so I felt like practicing with Tyranitar. He has like, one of my favorite faces ever.

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Boss Fiosa from Kid Cosmic

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Double dweebs! >w<

Gwen edit, inspired by my friend @awildrandomguy💞

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I miss Lloyd in Space pt 2. Eddie gets 2 versions cause he’s my fav

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Lots of double dweebs. Drawings by me, manip by my friend, Dark ^-^

#ben 10 #conjoined #gwen tennyson #two heads #drawing

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how do you draw space?

Assuming you’re asking about night skies,

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HELLO I JUST FOUND THE BEST FUCKING WEBSITE FOR WORKING ON CHARACTERS AND WORLD BUILDING YEET FUCKERS SEE YOU IN 8 YEARS

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Rich people showers

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the signs as natural phenomena

Aries: volcanic lightning

Taurus: penitentes 

Gemini: sun dogs

Cancer: lenticular clouds

Leo: aurora borealis 

Virgo: fallstreak hole

Libra: fire rainbow

Scorpio: fire whirl

Sagittarius: light poles

Capricorn: supercells 

Aquarius: frozen methane bubbles

Pisces: water spouts

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CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

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Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a

tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

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The Brave Little Toaster aesthetic

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