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What does this mean and how would you even do that

I love <3 alien pussy!!!!!!!! recreating the entire first alien movie in their pussy but instead of a lesbian it’s a catboy twink if I’m being honest

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yuri concept from the other night.

for all the fake "aphrodisiac" injections in hentai, weed is literally *real*. 1. hotbox a girl till shes incoherent 2. hook her up to a video game with vibrator peripherals 3. take good care of her

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That's called jerking on

Time to evil jerk off 😈

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Was he a smooth talker?

i made a grindr and in under 24 hours i got the most insane unsolicited nude to ever exist. hes fully nude on the beach and in his right hand is a black tipped reef shark i could not make this shit up if i tried

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bringing this to the tumblr crowd. please read the whole post before voting

Some additional info from the comments:

- noone's recording. If any of the car salesmen try they're instantly disemboweled

- the billionaire expects six minutes of cuddling (with the bear) after you're done

- if you and the bear both cum at the same time your earnings are doubled

- bear is 24 years old

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creating a new OC. He's a doctor who treats weird kink furries. his bit is that every patient who comes into his office he has to figure out how to complete the checkup while working around some weird toon-logic contrivance. He's like the doctor house of kink because he's the only one in his field capable of getting results. He's massively overworked and he's been IP banned from the e621 forums.

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i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually

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Yeah, sure, you go boy!

bunny tboys in jockstraps

(HE/HIM) 🐇🏳️‍⚧️

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But why apply it back there? We need it here.

I'm clipping out of bounds does anyone need anything

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Is it like that one post about having a single big cum cone out instead of a shit ton of little ones?

Hyper furs cumming out big thick logs of spunk

hey look up hyper sperm on furaffinity and ruin your night

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Damien and their roommate, Cass

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