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averageatypical · 4 days
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he's a detective, he's a lady, he's 39, he's a child, he's got one eye, he's a sharpshooter, he's a short king, he's a sewer rat, he's a badass, he's pathetic, he's the world's best and worst boss, he's a monster, he's a hero, he does NOT know how to use a phone, he DOES know how to solve complicated political cases. he's a sulky baby. he's a killer.
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averageatypical · 12 days
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my life is soooo The College Tapes coded (i’m becoming a therapist but now i’m worried i may unintentionally do more harm than good)
my life is soooo The Bright Sessions coded (i am attending therapy)
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averageatypical · 16 days
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You remember L̶̢͇̩̤̳̩͖̲͚͚̳͚͕͉̗͋̓ͅư̵͓͖̥̥̦͇͍̬̪̑́͐̏̂̐̎̾̐́̑̋̽̇͆̃̾̈́͌̈́̀̉͛͑̓̌͐́̊͂͒̈́̈́͘̚͠p̸̥̳͈͚̊̈́̋̀̄͐̓͆̇͑̿͊͌̍̕̕͝͠͝͠͝, of course. How could you forget L̶̢͇̩̤̳̩͖̲͚͚̳͚͕͉̗͋̓ͅư̵͓͖̥̥̦͇͍̬̪̑́͐̏̂̐̎̾̐́̑̋̽̇͆̃̾̈́͌̈́̀̉͛͑̓̌͐́̊͂͒̈́̈́͘̚͠p̸̥̳͈͚̊̈́̋̀̄͐̓͆̇͑̿͊͌̍̕̕͝͠͝͠͝?
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averageatypical · 16 days
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[holds them gently] i offer.. blupjeans....
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averageatypical · 16 days
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Garfield the deals warlock: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “voidfish ichor” 😳💊 you’ll be knowing what they don’t want you to know 💯👨‍💻
Tres horny boys: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude we gotta stop the hunger from eating the universe
The red robe hovering ominously in the corner: Lucretia is lying to you
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averageatypical · 16 days
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I got into Penumbra 😔😔😔
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averageatypical · 16 days
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Quick doodle. 💕
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averageatypical · 18 days
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the thing they dont tell you about listening to the adventure zone for the first time is that you'll miss them for the rest of your life. taako magnus and merle will be held in your heart wherever you go. when you binge it and get caught up to the eleventh hour in 2016 and you're a sophomore in high school shoving your sweatshirt sleeve in your mouth to stop yourself from laughing you have no idea that you'll be coming up on christmas 2022 and it's been six years and a goblin that looks like common and sounds like kelsey grammer will still make you laugh. you hear "are you naming your god damn wizard taako?" and that's it for you. you're in for life.
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averageatypical · 28 days
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averageatypical · 1 month
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PEOPLE WHO ONLY HALF PAY ATTE TION TO PODCASTS BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DO OTHER THINGS WHILE YOU DO THEM SO YOU GET THE MAIN PLOT BUT THE LITTLE DETAILS ARE FUZZY GANG RIIIIISE!!!
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averageatypical · 1 month
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THEM <33333 Just started registering to the adventure zone: Balance again I haven't even gotten to Kravitz showing up yet, but I made this in excitement of the idea. I haven't drawn a Taako in a long long time, I wonder if I can find my old art of him somewhere.
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averageatypical · 2 months
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They're so stupid <3
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averageatypical · 2 months
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is anyone else forever unable to listen to don’t let’s start by they might be giants without thinking of the adventure zone because of this specific video? https://youtu.be/temd3Sy-0Fk?si=VQTxF8eVAT96Ry3q
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averageatypical · 2 months
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I am the way that I am
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averageatypical · 2 months
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The final product! The culmination of a semesters work on this fake tv title sequence :D
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averageatypical · 3 months
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I need some cozy, feel-good audio dramas. No big stakes, heartbreaks or existential crisis. Just nice calm warming vibes, please (Fantasy, sci-fi and comedy very much welcome)
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averageatypical · 3 months
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Imagine walking into an Italian restaurant, looking the other customers in their eyes and saying, “wait, this place serves pasta? What’s pasta? I’ve never even heard of pasta, but it’s probably not good.” 
that is what you sound like when you’re a Tumblr user who has never heard of Cecil Palmer
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