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"we need to bring back x" it starts with YOU
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how i feel knowing my ass will never get stuck going caving
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TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON
((you all better come back with some amazing tales))
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pesto is great for many bites but to me it’s always been a kind of samey indulgent experience in a specific way where if you happily eat your way through a large enough portion there will hit a point where you will very suddenly experience something called “pesto remorse” which i have just invented
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You can tell when someone’s frame of reference for “normal people” is more “people at the church sponsored ice cream social” and less “people on the bus”
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never let the haters get to you
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ahhhhhh if only i had eaten that japanese radish when i had the chance. dies
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Modern AU Senshi would absolutely be that guy who shows up at a kinda shitty house party, immediately smells the rancid vibes, and thirty minutes later he's somehow taken over and turned it into a barbecue party in the back yard. Nobody knows where he got the barbecue. The host doesn't even own one.
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I know I'm a bit late to saying this but frankly if I found out a secret society of magic-users were just playing nonsense sports and making up slurs for the rest of us instead of helping us out with famines or leukemia I think I'd apply for a job with my local witch hunters
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the parasocial relationship between you and the guy whose article you cite the most in your paper
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