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puppyplay patches - pt 2

#🦷 #do you have something against dogs

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sometimes u will be the only person fagging it up. sometimes it'll be hard. but u gotta do it. u gotta show all the fags that fagging it up is the way. u must strive to fag it as much as possible. u have a limited time. fag it up and dyke it out

#fag it up and dyke it out !

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white boy friday

#I need him

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if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

#this is one of my favorite posts ever #the person in the notes saying this is weezer coded is. correct

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I LOVE SCHIZOPHRENICS, GIVING TEENAGERS HRT, REFUGEES, FREE HOUSING FOR ALL AND SHITTY GRAFFITI.

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rb for a greater poll size blah blah

#fuck my volume goddamnit is so fun to say tho.

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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#glasses. keys. tv remote. switch. notepad I have used maybe once. book I haven’t touched in well over a month. water bottle. #salt lamp. regular lamp. charging tower I don’t use but don’t know what to do with bc what if I need it. #postcards I bought my accident bc I thought they were stickers and now I have two of them one im gonna hang and one idk what to with #and one quarter.

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No none of the above this is for the wine enjoyers

#sweet red or any white wine #but moscato is probably my go to

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The worst part of vapes are the loss of gods most beautiful creation the smoke break

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I am unfortunately just like other guys. I like trashy horror, dog poems, cannibalism as a metaphor for obsessive devotion, religious imagery, people who use my name in a sentence, academic validation, lying for fun, being bisexual and bleeding out in the snow.

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I have a weird thing where when people see me eat dinner but I’m still hungry it feels. Wrong to eat another meal or something larger than a snack but also I’m. Incredibly bad at knowing how hungry I actually am so that leads to me eating something and then waiting until everyone else goes to sleep and trying to find something to eat at like 11 o’clock at night.

#me when I’m so so hungry but would rather die than let my family see that I’m eating a second dinner after the bbq they saw me eat. #it was not a lot of bbq. they would fully understand. there is no reason to not just go make something now. #unfortunately. I would be paralyzed by decision making and end up not eating anything anyway. so I will wait #disordered eating #<- ​kind of? mostly for if someone has it blacklisted

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Happy 17 years young.

#happy birthday to my best friend sunset tree ily sunset tree

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Shitbag boss finally got fired can I get a hell yeah.

#soooooo fucking excited. so many ppl quit and or were thinking about bc of him im so fucking pumped

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Truly thought foam rollers were bullshit turns out I just. Did not know how to use them in the slightest and they actually help a lot

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#oh you KNOW I’m going to watch jfks head explode.

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#Beyoncé. Megan thee stallion. bowling for soup. others surely. #it would be fine probably

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Listened to too much 3 days grace and now I’m thinking that I need to rewatch shameless.

#lord knows what it’ll do to me. but I never actually finished it. so maybe I will #specifically I remembered moms never gonna finish the carpet is she and felt insane for a moment.