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woke up to a call summoning me for work

one hour in they make me take 2 of my 3 breaks and tell me were understaffed today

its gonna be a long day 😭

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

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you've made two posts starting with "the problem with" today. we're increasing the dosage.

the problem with "the problem with" is that it's just an easy way to launder a shitpost into sounding like an opinion. you can toss the entire first half of the opening sentence out like an article headline. everyone gets too curious about the broader point to realise they've been tricked into reading dry ramblings on elves

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Carved walrus ivory comb with scenes from the life of King David and Bathsheba, France, 15th century

from The Hunt Museum, Limerick

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I truly adore Gad Saad.

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gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

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You can take the apartheid out of South Africa but you can never take it out of a white South African

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Roachified miku

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🩷🦄💜🍬🩵

webkinz cotton candy puppy plush moodboard

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hiring a wizard to break whatever curse is holding henry kissingers shitty body together and laughing with childish glee as he instantly collapses into individual limbs like a lego character

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