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level 18 | he/they | currently into: One Piece, Homestuck, Dungeon Meshi, and like 30 other things but those are the main ones | sorry if i type weirdly formally or if I seem rude I'm autistic and trying my best
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I remember as a small child I hated the Beatles because the songs Yellow Submarine and Strawberry Fields Forever made absolutely no damn sense to a little autistic boy
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If you're in the need for some kind of magical artifact of magic for your setting, consider Fresnel Lenses which are used in lighthouses:
These things are Alive.
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*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends
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Its crazy how jack blacks kid just looks like if jack black had a son
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“On a roadtrip astarion is the designated refueler” on a roadtrip astarion would be that good for nothing bitch who would sleep in the backseat and never take a turn driving and constantly complain about the fast food restaurant everyone agreed to go to for his sake. Shadowheart would offer to drive but everyone would find really nice ways to turn her down bc oh my god she is such a bad driver and their nerves can’t take it. Lae’zel would drive most of the way bc she’s got the necessary longevity and also control issues. Wyll would be the most phenomenal co-pilot/shotgun rider you’ve ever seen - he’d have maps on lock, he’d make sure everyone gets a fair turn with the aux, he’d provide Lae’zel with entertaining conversation so she didn’t get bored. Karlach would be the refueler, and would also buy snacks for everyone even though they all have their own money. Gale would be moral support for everybody until he gets overstimulated and has to put on his noise cancelling headphones and listen to cat purring ASMR.
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dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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