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todays littlest pet shop of the day is … bat #1926 !!

#lps #oh i have this one! #she's margolotta to me

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OMG I love him even more than marigold!!! I'm so proud of this!!!

#lps #custom lps

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The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

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Hot take but we should treat people who fill their blogs with pictures of Stalin and Mao with the same level of suspicion we treat people who fill their blogs with portraits of Hitler and Mussolini.

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lps base design for a contest over on insta! bisexual ass otter <3

#lps

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Lord Vetinari studied the bulging, dripping ceiling. "Mmm, yes. I'd say repairs are indeed in order." He turned to Vimes. "May I ask how it happened?"

"Well, Sir, it's just that Pseudopolis Yard wasn't built to house-" Sergeant Detritus lumbered past. Vimes cleared his throat. "Uh ... so many people."

"Ah. Perhaps you might move the locker rooms downstairs?"

A faint moan made them look towards the stairs to the second floor. Drumknott was leaning heavily on the wall and coming downstairs on legs that visibly wobbled.

Vetinari strode forward and held out an arm for the man to support himself on. "What is the matter, Drumknott?"

"Oh, Sir! Oh, my lord, it's horrible!" He was white as a sheep, except for a greenish tinge, like the sheep had rolled in new-cut grass. His eyes were wide and fixed on something far away that haunted him. "I've never ... Not in my worst nightmares ... Oh, Sir!" He buried his face in Vetinari's cravat and sobbed like a child.

Vetinari patted him on the back. "Dear me. Commander Vimes?" he called lightly.

"Yessir?"

"Please do something about the state of your office."

"I have a system, Sir."

Drumknott howled into the cravat.

Vetinari patted him faster. "There, there, Drumknott. Let's get you back to your nice, sorted filing cabinets. I'll even let you reorganise my desk, as a special treat."

"There's nothing wrong with my system!" Vimes called after them as they left. "You can even see the floor in some places!"

#poor drumknott #vetinari and drumknott #vimes

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friendliest, sportiest, punkiest.

#lps

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Noooo why did he delete this I love “Such is the Sisyphean fate of the Edge Lord”

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Why are you an abomination and how can I become one too?

Hi! Sorry if my answer is late - I wasn't as present here recently. Good news, if you use Tumblr, you probably already are an abomination unto Nuggan!

Nuggan is a Discworld deity. His Abominations vary from girls in men's clothing to chocolate and umbrellas.

(I consider myself one mostly due to rigid gender norms in Nugganism.)

Also, read Discworld. I cannot recommend it enough. If you are interested in Nuggan, exploration of gender and queerness, you can start with Monstrous Regiment.

#discworld

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this isn’t an ask so much as a compliment on your “abomination unto nuggan”… 😄 it is a phrase i use daily at things.

Haha thanks!

Clarification - it's from Discworld, Monstrous Regiment specifically. I wholeheartedly recommend it.

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FOUNTAIN PENS!

Found a jewelry box at antique store… perfect for my pens and inks. Not all of which are pictured. Obviously.

#omg #papertag #this is so cool #also reminds me of #drumknott

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#big hug #i want to hug him

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Megalodon.

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#the life of sharks

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Carpet Shark.

#the life of sharks

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Hospitality.

#the life of sharks

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Orcas.

#the life of sharks