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More eye halo plus give him a friend!!!

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"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing

dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy

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link

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ok but Alice "sober up & stop trying to make an impact" Dyer would get along well with Cecil "if you see something say nothing & drink to forget" Gershwin Palmer

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Despite what you may have heard Bruce Wayne is not, in fact, a furry.

He is, however, very opinionated.

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big fan of artists who depict martin looking more and more like peter every season. also a big fan of artists who depict jon looking more and more like elias every season. like hell yeah remind me how they never break the cycle and are all just replaceable pawns to the same eldritch horrors I love it keep em coming boys.

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not someone on twitter saying that Tim is the Robin who's "always truthful to Bruce" like Tim isn't canonically proud of the fact that he flat-out lies to Bruce's face regularly

Like...Tim "literally made up a whole-ass fake uncle and continuously lied to you for an entire year about it" Drake? Tim "embezzled Bat funds to smuggle a Batmobile to the West Coast" Drake? Tim "Batman doesn't need to know" Drake? Tim "I lie to Batman" Drake? That Tim Drake? That boy is not the member of the family who's telling Bruce the truth about where he goes and what he's doing lmao

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Bruce Wayne, squinting at the annual bat-tech budget: Hey Tim, has our manufacturer increased the price for the batarangs? I swear the cost is higher than last year.

Tim Drake, who just embezzled an entire Batmobile: ... Yeah.

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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes 🎲📱

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I'm not dead!! Art block has just been kicking my ass.. (￣︿￣)

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yEaH “wHaT iF”

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How does it feel to be really old

63 doesn't feel Really Old. Just old. I'm hoping to be able to tell you how it feels to be Really Old in about 30 or 40 years, though.

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IT GLITCHED

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Jason and Tim fighting about something

Jason: Yeah? Well YOU'RE adopted!

Tim more or less about to lose his shit: We're ALL ADOPTED

Damian in the background about to speak up

Tim: You're not a part of this

Damian: >:[

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waiter! waiter!! this isn't what I ordered!!!!!