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✨two things can be true✨

Reblog if

A) you're panromantic

B) you like cats

C) you wish you were a dragon

D) you're hanging on by a thred

But don't say which

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the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)

#Wikipedia article of Theseus #rewriting my thesis again #call that #Thesis-eus

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Call that What the Faucet

why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating

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Fuck ‘em, I did my job and I’m going home

Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

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You'll see her.

The window you pass every day will reflect a face you finally recognize.

Peering behind the dark spots in your phone screen will be a set of eyes long since buried in your mind.

You think the day won't come, but it will. I promise.

You'll see her.

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So people just cross the road here? Like they don't wait for the light every time? When I was a kid everyone told me that if I jaywalked I would get run over. I was walking around yesterday and a bunch of people just jaywalked right in front of cop. The cop was doing something else but wtf! If you are from Boston could you please explain this to me.

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dude ADHD sucks so bad, it's like one of those audience input twitch streams where people can add new parameters to the game to screw you over for fun. "puddingtruck49 just paid 8 dollars to make you forget your debit card pin in the checkout line"

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kitty kins fucking obliterated in the comments section of a knitting video

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As long as the sip falls within a 3-second interval for lip contact

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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He was trying to make sure you could be horny on main and still get paid. The hero we needed not the hero we deserved.

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one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead

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fucking losing it over this thumbnail

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Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They're so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like "$6.47 :)" and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren't expecting to pay. I'd charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch

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"The Stoppables"

#suicide squad

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Too tired to draw but I still need everyone to be aware of this bizarre interaction I had at work this morning