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Everyone, WeddingGate has officially hit Wikipedia 😵‍💫

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Tumblr: *enables PVP*

The entire userbase:

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Me: Okay, it's time for bed. Tumblr: Wait don't go. You can hit people for free.

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me when i fuckging get you

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How it feels waking up when you were in bed before April 1st hit.

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Sorry but I love the booping, it's silly and ridiculous and downright whimsical! You can opt out if you want! It's harmless and fun! It's done with little cats paws! If you hover over the boop button on someone's blog it'll start spinning and you can do a super boop! I am booping everyone I can! I love you all and Tumblr has found the perfect batshit way to let me show you.

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the only thing that bothers me about the booping is that I can see the paw pads which makes me feel like I'm backhanding peoples' blogs

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i have not booped half of you as well as i would have liked, and i have booped half of you half as well as you deserve.

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reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

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So this is what would happen if I could click kudos more than once

#oh yes

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If we max out this meter we become the new PDF

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Absolutely tragic for rp sideblogs that boops are treated like likes/follows and only come from your main. Please know that all manner of wizards, creatures, and pokemon trainers are booping you right now. Some of them as me.

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But the complexity and the grey lie not in the boop, but what you do with the boop once you have it.

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saw someone complaining about getting too many boops and blocking people. the opt out button is right there.

feel free to max out your boops on my blog. hit that button 1k times idc. you earn those paw badges

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i genuinely hope that boop day inspires everyone to interact more with other tumblr users. because it’s clearly way more fun this way!! even once the boop button is gone, there’s still asks, tag and ask games, comments, dms, fuck it let’s bring back blog rates i don’t care. part of the reason that tumblr is dying is that its way less social than it used to be. let’s fix that!!