augustsgrass

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can i have biden dollar mr biden

how many genders have you transed

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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

[augustsgrass]

Sorry for tagging your art with just # oogh or # oh. Just know this means im profoundly moved

[augustsgrass]

t4t Adam and Eve

#woah #t4t

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Quickly threw together a comic

#music to play in the car with dad

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<- curse of girlfriend mitosis

#fave

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

[augustsgrass]

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

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I don’t have to worry about "chemicals you can’t pronounce" in my food and my shampoo because I can pronounce every chemical flawlessly and without effort. Butylated hydroxytoluene. Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid. Fenugreek. I am saying these out loud and laughing at you. I’m immune to all known carcinogens. I can never die. Fight me.

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i understand toddlers cuz if i was just born a couple years ago and someone tried to get me to understand and say words while i'm growing insane amounts of teeth very quickly and painfully i'd be having a temper tantrum on the floor of a department store too

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three years ago today, a new me was born

#this is so cute #tdov

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I DON’T NEED THE WORLD TO SEE THAT IVE BEEN THE BEST I CAN BE

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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when you're sick you're either a prince moder or a dog moder. prince moding is when you demand many little treats, drinks etc. i personally prefer to drag myself off to a secluded corner to either die or recover, aka dog moding