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Ive really outdone myself this time

@littleagranger HAHA

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Magi: Chapter/Night 45 Basically the entire Balbaad arc: A summary

[Please don’t tag as sinju]

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Shinpachi: I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic, I… I just described a dog, didn’t I?

Okita: Well, yeah, but people love dogs.

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Chizuru: Hijikata-san, wake up!

Hijikata: I’m not sleeping, I’m dead. Leave flowers and get out.

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Tooo mature

Harada: When you’re on your date with Chizuru, just act mature.

Heisuke: Mature. got it.

*on his date with Chizuru*

Chizuru: So what do you like to do for fun?

Heisuke: Uh… taxes.

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Kondou: Harada, you’re in charge while Toshi and I are away.

Harada: Alright, I’m your guy.

Kondou: Don’t do anything stupid.

Harada: Okay, I’m kinda your guy.

Kondou: And keep Shinpachi and Heisuke out of trouble.

Harada: … You might need another guy.

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Shinpachi: Chizuru, is that a hickey?

Chizuru: No. It’s a mosquito bite.

Harada, walking in: Hey, guys.

Okita: Hey, mosquito.

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Okita: I have a plan.

Hijikata: No killing for this.

Okita: I have no plan.

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Hijikata: Alright, swearing is banned. If you say a swear word you’re grounded.

Okita: Frick.

Hijikata: You’re on thin fucking ice.

Chizuru:

Harada:

Shinpachi:

Heisuke:

Saito:

Hijikata: Shit.

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Yamazaki: What are you doing?! You’re injured!

Hijikata: I don’t have time to be injured.

Yamazaki: You have two fractured ribs, a broken ankle, and a concussion!

Hijikata: It’s fine.

Yamazaki: It’s not fine.

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Okita: Today’s show is sponsored by Katana.

Okita: Need to cut something? Use Katana! Need to stab someone? Try using Katana.

Okita: Have small one thing and want it to become two or more smaller things? You could try Kodachi. Kodachi sometimes works.

Okita: But other times, you need Katana!

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Chizuru: Sometimes, I wish I had the ability to intimidate people.

Okita: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me.

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Saito: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same.

Okita: Kill two.

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Well I can’t blame them Masashi 🤣🤣🤣

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Daddy Masashi is the best 😍💕

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🤣 I love him so much