ur full of yourself tbh
you would be too if you were beautiful and interesting
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" still grumpy but will sign your boobs for free " how charitable
what can i say he's a man of the people
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found very much alive by coroner. ‘ oh, hell, can’t you let a feller sleep? ’ the dead man asks. / a criminal original character. written by maddie.
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including my cat for good measure. boop
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um
i don't know @devillette v well but
u make my day tbh
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*mobile. atlas likes girls and he likes boys but most of all he likes himself (:
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i love a man / ©
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ugly tag dump i.
❛( the closer you look ! )now you see me .
❛( smartest asshole in the room ! )j daniel atlas .
❛( stray puppy apprentice ! )jack wilder .
❛( the headless horse(wo)man ! )lula may .
❛( not so lovely assistant ! )henley reeves .
❛( a stick - up artist ! )merritt mckinney .
❛( an unlikely hand ! )the four horsemen .
❛( federal bureau of imagination ! )dylan shrike .
❛( … kind of a dick ! )characteristics .
❛( like white on rice ! )manner / isms .
❛( fifty - two ways to do that trick ! )skill .
❛( seven of diamonds ! )desires / nsfw .
❛( something up my sleeve ! )self - promotion .
❛( he had a bird in his pants ! )promotion .
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HEADCANON OO2. RANDOM ( PART II. )
definitely has trust issues. doesn’t let that get in the way of him making tough decisions. expects everyone to let him down
he says “actually” a lot. like, way too much
if he finds something ridiculous, he’ll usually repeat it back to the person who said it if they’re having a conversation.
unintentional and infrequent sort of echolalia. will repeat similar words or sounds he or a person he’s talking to has just said.
he STUTTERS when he’s ANXIOUS and that’s IMPORTANT
danny can swim pretty well. wasn’t on the swim team or anything. just took lessons. enjoys swimming as an occasional way to think and soothe his anxiety.
even though daniel thinks that divination and witchcraft is stupid he studies it in order to gain more insight into stage magic
he’s really cute when he gets excited because he has a lil smile and it’s really cute and this isn’t a headcanon danny just has small mannerisms because he is himself i love him sm
vocabulary? extensive. his pattern of speech and use of that vocabulary? absolute garbage. when will daniel atlas learn to use his speech more precisely? never probably.
humble when recognizing someone who deserves to be in any position higher than his own and uses that as inspiration to get better
despite not seeming like it, atlas is a touchy-feely person but only with those he is comfortable enough to be touchy-feely with. he’s also affectionate when given the right opportunity but it’s sparingly
danny only looks taller than jack bc he often wears a shoe with a heel or smth with a little lift. they’re actually the same height
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this is... truly a squad in the making. @illulasion & @eludsion
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HEADCANON OO2. RANDOM ( PART I. )
my son danny is smarter than your son danny. in addition to being a magician he also has an above-average intelligence making him the perfect protege to dylan shrike
while his strongest suits are illusions and cardistry, danny dabbles in just about every area of magic at some point in his life
he doesn’t mean to be but he can sometimes come off as both sexist and/or racist. he learns from his mistakes quickly, so long as they’re pointed out to him or he catches them himself
he eats really cute it’s just something he does it’s because he has the mouth of a small bird
although he is egocentric danny easily knows the strengths and weaknesses of not only those whom he works with but most anyone he’s been in the same room with for five minutes
atlas has expressive eyebrows. like, he is usually moving them most of the time he’s speaking unless he’s feeling especially unamused
he isn’t as stuffy as everyone makes him out to be! he’s fun! he likes to have fun! but he’s also one-track minded, and doesn’t tend tend to defend himself unless he feels threatened. petty insults don’t bother him
his dick is like average sized
this isn’t a headcanon but it’s adorable when they’re in the room with the broomstick and he asks the guard if he has anything (in his pockets). i love him.
he’s most comfortable in neutral colors and layered clothes because he feels as though they make him look like he at least has an inkling of fashion sense and while he doesn’t necessarily focus on being attractive through his clothing, he’s aware that his overall appearance is part of what makes first impressions and he likes to make good ones
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I L L U L A S I O N
✧ · ˚ . @atlusion
“ what’s the point of a PAPER CUT ” lula remarks with her right hand pulled closely to her face. “ i mean look – ” her arm extends forward , stopping just inches from atlas’ face. “ how am i supposed to even call that a wound ?? ” a beat and she drops her arm. “ yenno , i’m not even gonna , that’s how. ” the thin red line running through lula’s finger was another reminder that , although rare , such bodily harm to herself wasn’t impossible. “ inspiration’s great and all but this is just SAD. who’s it supposed to distract – an ant ?? plus, i guess you could say the whole ‘ watch closely ’ shtick is more jack’s thing. what kind of monster would I be if i took that away from those pretty little hands. ”
he shakes his head . it's quick . a flutter , swaying away from her insect - sized laceration . a frown by reflex and his eyes narrowing by choice it's obvious that daniel atlas is the wrong person to be flaunting such a minor injury to . he doesn't find this half as entertaining , nor perplexing , as she does . ❛ okay , um , first of all , i don't really wanna be involved in any sort of discussion about jack's hands . and second : why don't you practice something else for a little while , hm ? ❜ not only for her benefit , but for his . ❛ and put a band-aid on that i don't trust you not to get blood all over everything . ❜ still scowling , he returns to scanning through his book .
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❛ something finally got to you. i guess you’re human after all. ❜
a meme / @illulasion
there isn’t much to say in defense of himself , although he feels the need to . a glance towards her . he takes a moment to swallow back the initial wave of anger . not for her sake , but in the interest of not making matters worse . he’ll settle for a somber tone that reads as more accusatory , ❛ i’m ��not a monster . ❜
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y'all should follow @illulasion
she's like
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( * DEXTER PROMPTS !
season 01 — part 03. trigger warning for murder.
❛ trauma can distort the memory. ❜
❛ estrangement in the family is a shame, but death is the great unifier. ❜
❛ my concrete foundation is turning to shifting sand. ❜
❛ something finally got to you. i guess you’re human after all. ❜
❛ it’s funny how life brings people together, huh? ❜
❛ fortunately, i have other people’s problems to focus on right now. ❜
❛ you’ve spent our entire lives keeping me at a distance. ❜
❛ you are all the family that i have, and i barely know you. ❜
❛ hey, how often does someone get a chance to help catch a bad guy, huh? ❜
❛ it is truly amazing the things you can do when you put your mind to it. ❜
❛ i’ve never had much use for the concept of hell, but if hell exists, i’m in it. ❜
❛ the message of my work is not in the product itself, but rather the presentation. ❜
❛ let me warn you — i can be very persistent. ❜
❛ people lie all the time, but your instinct will never fail you. ❜
❛ i feel that i waited my whole entire life for you. ❜
❛ i don’t often make mistakes, but when i do, they haunt me. ❜
❛ wouldn’t want to spoil the surprise. ❜
❛ i never wanted to hurt you. ❜
❛ does this make it easier for you? because i can keep going. ❜
❛ i don’t like this place. something nameless was born here. ❜
❛ you better have a hell of a reason for being here. ❜
❛ you can’t be a killer and a hero. it doesn’t work that way. ❜
❛ you should know this isn’t easy for me. ❜
❛ you’ve done more to deserve my knife than anyone. ❜
❛ you’re the only one i ever wanted to set free. ❜
❛ i live my life in hiding. my survival depends on it. ❜
❛ my tragedy is that i killed the one person i didn’t have to hide from. ❜
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