all these marriage r/relationship_advice posts involve people my age. how are you even finding time for marriage. i'm at the gocey store
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Hands up if you're sick of the IDF flying gay flags like they're doing this shit in our name
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get over here >:3
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How many followers do you have? I'm curious
About 3,200 followers. I don't really like keeping track. I just be silly and slutty and people like that
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TUMBLR BUILDS A COCK, HOPEFULLY?
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big if true
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meowow
Enbies <333
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What inspired the 2 Trucks song?
I was thinking about two trucks having sex and, well, the rest is history
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changes my gender repeatedly during sex in order to trigger a stack overflow glitch that happens to turn you into a perfectly ripe strawberry the size of a human head
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Kikuri getting free food at a gay bar by acting like a literal pathetic meow meow is so fucking funny
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people sometimes ask if I'd ever consider becoming a university professor and I'm like yeah sure I'd love to do a shit-tonne of unpaid busywork in the sexual harassment factory just so some cis guy can plagiarise my work while my debt-crushed students get arrested for daring to question why their fees are being invested in weapons companies
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bocchi the blockhead
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