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astralundertaker · 10 hours
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the way that this page in particular was adapted just OOZES studio trigger tbh. like I know everyone likes to joke about studio trigger being the horny studio, but the quick jerky animation direction is what truly makes their work recognizable to me. I can practically see Lio Fotia bleeding through the pixels in that 5 frame animation of Falin peeking through her fingers
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astralundertaker · 11 hours
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sometimes u will be the only person fagging it up. sometimes it'll be hard. but u gotta do it. u gotta show all the fags that fagging it up is the way. u must strive to fag it as much as possible. u have a limited time. fag it up and dyke it out
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astralundertaker · 1 day
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You can take the apartheid out of South Africa but you can never take it out of a white South African
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astralundertaker · 1 day
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- Classwork. Her name is Doris. 
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astralundertaker · 1 day
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tweet to original artist
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astralundertaker · 1 day
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im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd
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astralundertaker · 1 day
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Just a man and his duck
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astralundertaker · 2 days
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astralundertaker · 2 days
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i love the phase "knock you into next week" because it implies that time travel can in fact be achieved with enough violence
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astralundertaker · 2 days
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Ma'am did you seriously just gainax while crushing a woman to death
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astralundertaker · 2 days
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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astralundertaker · 2 days
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This video made me cry so I wanted to put it here
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astralundertaker · 3 days
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I think rent should be $4 a month
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astralundertaker · 4 days
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My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting
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astralundertaker · 4 days
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Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene
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astralundertaker · 4 days
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scone butch... The person for all your pastry and lesbian needs
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astralundertaker · 5 days
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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.
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