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Secret!Robin AU

Some things come to light...

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Secret Robin au.

Dick introduces Jason to teenage rebellion

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Secret Robin au

Tim's excuse? He just really liked what the boys had going on and wanted to join. Bruce is nearly at his wits end

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Secret!Robin AU

Red Hood joins the gang

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Secret!Robin AU

Dick becomes the first Robin but doesn’t tell Bruce. Now Bruce thinks there’s this weird kid following him around the city. He doesn’t question it

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Secret Robin au

How the batkids managed to convince Bruce to adopt Tim

Meanwhile, Tim:

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Y/n: I am currently working on a diary full of lies. After I want my family to read it and be like "what the fuck!?"

Natasha: *coming into the room* detka I know something brilliant you can use for your diary!

Y/n: my girlfriend is helping cos we both know we gonna die together.

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Y/N: I accidentally ate Thor's poptarts… How long do you think I have to live?

Natasha: Ten

Y/N: Ten what?

Natasha: Nine

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Namaari: I’ve been dropping her the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Raya: Wow. She sound stupid.

Namaari: But She's not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Raya: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Namaari: I guess you’re right. Hey Raya, I love you.

Raya: See! Just say that!

Namaari: Holy fucking shit.

Raya: If that flies over their head then, sorry Namaari , but she's too dumb for you.

Namaari: Raya.

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I was playing with an incorrect quotes generator and this result seemed very much within the canon.

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Izumi: How I hate to see you like this There is no way you can deny it I can see, that you're oh, so sad, so quiet Lin: One night, I was taking a walk- Kya: Along the river Lin: And I saw him together- Kya: With a young girl Lin: And the look that he gave her- Kya: made her shiver Lin: 'Cause he always used to look at me that way And I- Kya: And she thought Lin: Maybe- Kya: Maybe she should walk right up to her and say Ah-ha-ha, it's a game he likes to play

Lin: Sometimes when I'm lonely, I sit and think about him And it hurts to remember all the good times When I thought I could never live without him And I wonder does it have to be the same? Every time when I see him, will it bring back all the pain? Ah-ha-ha, how can I forget that name? Izumi: Lin, you and I know How the heartaches come and go And the scars they're leavin' Kya: You'll be dancin' once again And the pain will end You will have no time for grievin'

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Kya: I wasn't *that* drunk last night.

Bumi: You were flirting with Lin.

Kya: So? She's my girlfriend.

Bumi: You asked if she was single.

Bumi: And then you cried when she said no.

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I had a thought of like modern day Lin getting nudes sent from her younger girlfriend while she’s at work and she’s freaking out because she’s never gotten nudes sent to her phone so she calls Kya.

Lin: Kya!

Kya: what?

Lin: she sent me pictures

Kya: who sent you pictures and what kind of pictures?

Lin: my girlfriend she sent me pictures of *whispers* you know

Kya: Linny…your gf sent you nudes?

Lin: yes that

Kya: ok?

Lin: what do you mean ok? What am i supposed to do?

Kya: *sighs* just enjoy them and tell her she looks good

Lin: ok I’m texting her back

Kya: good

Lin: ok I sent it

Kya: wait…what did you say?

Lin: I told her she looks magnificent and that her body is a work of art

Kya: damn….thats pretty good maybe you aren’t completely helpless Beifong

Lin: get off my phone

Kya: you called me Linny

Lin: *hangs up*

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The queen, chilling as she deserves.

She’s so pensive and cute 🥺

Art by Nymre

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That time Storm froze Warskrull 🤪 ❄️ feeling mad, might create the next Ice Age later 💅🧊

X-Men: The End (2004)

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The main reason I’d be excited to see Wolverine and Deadpool together on screen is Storm tbh 💁‍♀️

“Oh, Damn! Those two are getting freaky? Tsk. That girl should know better.”

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"There's so much beauty in you, 'Roro." 💘🥺👌

Uncanny X-Men (1963) #152