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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

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Trying out the "it doesn't need to be perfect" process

#seems ok so far #only because i cant be bothered #im so tired

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yes i'm normal about him. i need to gnaw on him like a no. 2 pencil

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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The first time - the FIRST time - that Silver says “my men” and not “THE men” is to the man who ruined his leg. “Where are his keys? And has he seen them since he took me away from MY men?” Losing my MIIIIIIIND

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there is no daylight between you and I

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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

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What's it all for if it goes unremembered? It's the art that leaves the mark. But to leave it, it must transcend. It must speak for itself. It must be true.

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Imagine you’re like the mayor’s advisor in your little town and one day people start dying and you get a letter and it’s from the kid you used to run a lemonade stand with way back when, and who helped you cover your tracks that time your girlfriend murdered someone important and then randomly made you a millionaire, and he’s saying that he’s now a serial killer terrorizing your little town and he won’t stop until he’s overthrown the government and you’d better not stand in his way. Like, what a whiplash!

Anyway that’s Max in black sails s3 ep10.

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happy april 30th!

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how to look at art / lynda barry

@reggieonline

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I just think people who clean public spaces should make no less than $100,000 a year

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You believe me like a god

I betray you like a man

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