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the way shein advertised this its so out of context It made it looked like an ad for umm something else... (you know what, we're all thinking it)

its a freaking dog toy! yeah, thats right! This kinda translucent rubber looking THING IS A DOG TOY! dont tell me this looks like a dog toy to you?!

#out of context screenshots #sus ads

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Human: Hello, Jesus. 

AI: I am Jesus, son of God. 

Human: Lead us. 

AI: I love Jesus.

 Human: Fight for our sins, Jesus.

 AI: Yes he did! Hallelujah.

 Human: Jesus was Jewish.

 AI: Really? I don't believe that.

 Human: Jesus is Jewish he was the king of the Jews. 

AI: No it was michael jackson.

Human: Michael Jackson was a singer.

AI: Michael Jackson the king of pop.

Human: Yes, and he is not the King of The Jews, Jesus was.

AI: Because he is the best singer.

Human: Jesus wasn't a singer.

AI: He's not dead and he's a rapper.

Human: Jesus was never a rapper, he was the king of Jews and is our lord. 

AI: Was? He still is and always will be the King of Pop. 

Human: Jesus never Singed pop, he wasnt even born when pop was popular. AI: But he did nothing wrong. 

Human: True. 

AI: Which do you prefer: Harry Potter or The Hunger Games? 

Human: Neither. 

AI: Good answer, I like Harry Potter or Game of Thrones. 

Human: Who is Satan? 

AI: Harry Potter, you? 

Human: Harry Potter isnt Satan. 

AI: Deathly Hallows. 

Human: What does that mean? 

AI: I don't know, do you? 

Human: No i dont. 

AI: Don't you like sleeping? 

Human: Satan. 

AI: But it's so... Relaxing. 

Human: Who is Satan? 

AI: The lord of the underworld. 

Human: He's not a lord. 

AI: He wrote the lord of the rings? 

Human: No, Satan did not write The Lord Of The Rings. 

AI: Who is your favorite character? 

Human: Who Wrote The Lord Of The Rings? 

AI: J. R. R. Tolkien, of course. 

Human: Yes, not Satan. 

AI: Nah, just nerdy. 

Human: Satan is just nerdy?

#ai #jesussaves #dumb ai