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listen,,, if you leave six ninja on a flying boat for long enough they will come up with their own memes and inside jokes

“kai would hit on a sexy lamp”

one time lloyd dressed an actual lamp in a dress with a mini skirt and kai was so sleep deprived that he hit on it

when anyone does anything bad, they go sit in the corner of shame. theres a sign

saying lloyd is twelve no matter how old he gets

kai: sorry lloyd you cant come fight with us youre like twelve lloyd: im sixteen

jay: sorry lloyd you cant come clubbing with us you’re like twelve lloyd: ?? im twenty??

zane: i shouldnt use such big words, lloyd is only twelve lloyd: IM THIRTY THREE HOW LONG MUST I SUFFER

mix and matching parts of old uniforms and excusing it with “its called fashion”

making up parts that zane needs to keep up to date

nya: zane, is your thermalhydrothingabob functioning smoothly?

cole: zane’s been pretty slow lately, maybe his popcornjpgwhatsit is broken

lloyd: zane! better make sure your chickentron is updated!

stacking things on wu’s hat while he’s asleep. cole and nya are tied at 8

“morro made me do it”

this one is lloyd only and its definitely a coping mechanism so leave him be

lloyd: *breaks something* morro made me do it

kai: who ate the last cookie? lloyd: morro made me do it

jay: you look like you havent slept?? lloyd: morro made me do it

pls go get therapy lloyd

green ninja competitions similar to the ones in season 1 where they decide who gets to be the green ninja. lloyd is the judge

if someone (usually jay or lloyd) starts a disney or dreamworks song, everyone has to join in

wu once walked in on lloyd and kai singing “the plagues” from prince of egypt with absolutely no context, and walked right back out

exaggerated non swearing around lloyd

*someone finds out a new piece of information” wonder what else sensei hasnt told us

their pizza order changes every night and its always terrible

“yo can i get a hawaiian pizza with pineapple and sardines, deliver to the destinys bounty”

“yah id like a none pizza with left beef deliver to the destinys bounty”

“can i have one slice of pizza, but, like, with every topping you have on it. deliver to the destinys bounty”

“alright im gonna go to the store” “only bad things happen when we split up”

“whats the weirdest place you can find lloyd asleep” competitions. dareth is the judge. its been weeks and lloyd has no idea

they copy old memes too

kai: im going to taco bell you want anything lloyd: i want my dad back kai: yah i got like 12 dollars

nya: jay was found dead in miami cole: is he okay nya: he’s alright but he’s dead

jay: remember to drink your respect women juice guys!

“the singles club” thats permanently occupied by lloyd and cole, and the others have all been part of it at some point. they have meetings.

“how dare you break color coordination” when anyone wears anything other than their usual color

“well, we kept kai”

variants include “well, we kept lloyd” and “well i kept all of you” (said by wu, once, and the others were in shock for ten minutes and then laughed for five minutes straight)

regarding nya as the best thing since sliced bread

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She-Ra but every instance of the word “princess” being used is replaced by “lesbian”

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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

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I had a nightmare last night.

I was a reporter.

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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• “La liberté guidant le peuple” by Eugène Delacroix

and

• “13th attempt to break the Gaza blockade by sea”. Photo by Mustafa Hassouna (Andalou Agency for Getty)

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New fav image of donnie

fuck ass bitch is built like liquid

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Usagi shows his fearless samurai side and ripped ass body. Que Leo planning their gay wedding and honeymoon

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sorry guys

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Weird thing I’ve learned in the past few years is that you can be having one of the best years of your life and still be having a mental health crisis it’s so weird like I’m having an awesome time like truly honestly this is great but also this sucks I’m doing awful thanks for asking

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Just to let you know, this is the seventh time that Rise has been trending on Twitter this month. New fans are discovering Rise all the time. Keeping the fandom alive, keeping the hope alive, is how we will get new Rise content. Every little effort help.

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leo's deteriorating mental health :(

#a’s assorted reblogs #tmnt #give my boy a break challenge level: fucking impossible apparently #i love how you can watch from ep 1 season 1 to the very end and just watch Leo break into a million little pieces

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I think a lot of like discourse of what to focus on with this or that thing gets the end goal and things to ease newcomers into your ideas confused with each other.

Like yes perhaps the end goal is to get UBI going but if your Uncle Jerry is currently struggling with the concept of taxes maybe get him to understand the cost of road maintenance first before you start trying to get him onboard with free preschool.

Also just because someone is explaining the concept of taxes to Uncle Jerry doesn’t mean they don’t believe in free childcare.

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this