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Using the “spoons” analogy for ADHD is crazy business. Like how tf would ADHD even translate to fatigue?

Plus, I don’t think The grunts who graduated from West Point care how many spoons you have left if their boss told them to take down your movement.

War General: “FIRE!!!”

Private: “WAIT SIR!!!!!!! The woman says she’s out of spoons!”

War General: “Oh well damn I guess we’ll just go home! Can’t violate the Geneva Convention which states to avoid targeting people low on spoons!”

Have the youth gone insane? There is something very amiss with our younger candidates and current younger employees. When making a routine unwarned visit to our flagship store as I sometimes do to see how things operate on the lower rungs when observation is not expected, I had a very unnerving experience. None of the younger employees seemed to recognize me as the CEO of this company, something that does not bode well for the state of employee research into positions they are acquiring. When I got to the register, the cashier said nothing but “That’s $499.68.” I said “Ah, you must be tired. I know the pre-summer rush can make us all less talkative.” They replied, “Nah, I’m quiet quitting. I don’t think I should be forced to perform emotional labor for $18 an hour.” Taken aback but determined to keep chatting, I asked “Well, what is your dream job?” They replied: “I do not dream of labor.” What an odd thing to say!

What do you all suppose this means? Is this some sort of new “meme” going around?

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bernardo martins

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"The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years." Dream of stars. 1940.

Internet Archive

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Ppls’ third eyes are being opened from this meanwhile delusional ass is out here like: “Feeling scared/unsafe/etc is a normal experience for me and therefore it’s useless to code those feelings as ‘bad’ in my brain because doing so causes unnecessary stress about something that I must live with. So yes, it wasn’t that bad! There is no such thing as good or bad”

(Lowkey hoping OP sees this and slaps back with another banger. Good post OP)

“but it wasn’t that bad”

did it hurt? did you feel scared? unsafe? were you embarrassed? humiliated? terrified? did you feel confused on why? does it keep you up at night? do you avoid being in a similar situation? did you cry? did you want to cry? who told you it wasn’t that bad?

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Sara Mrad "Ripples in the Wind" Spring 2024 Haute Couture Collection

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from GAY magazine, 1970.

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Today's aesthetic is revcore

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instagram | twitter | merch

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i am not calling twitter fucking x

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Humans look at me and say “oh shit there’s prolly venom in those spikes”

i want humans to look at me & recognize intuitively that i am the sort of creature that they can touch and/or pet if they want

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Definitely a contender for funniest peanuts strip

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Thank you so much!

Hey, is there a special name or anything for when you are into the idea of a poly relationship but not an open one? Or wanting to be in a relationship where everyone is attracted to each other instead of having just some random people who also like your partners?

Kind of like a traditional monogamous relationship where you’re committed to each other for life but with three or four ppl instead of two?

Because I would love that. I don’t think I would be comfortable with anyone in my polycule dating anyone else unless we’re all dating them, and only after serious talk and deliberation from all of us.

Sounds like you're talking about polyfidelity!

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a.f. vandervost s/s 1999 collection video

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Comme des Garçons: Power of Witches (2004) Design: Rei Kawakubo Photography: Nick Knight

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helena christensen by albert watson in ferré - vogue (1993)

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Jonathan Smith - Trees in Fog, 2009

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Olafur Eliasson, The mediated motion, 2001 Kunsthaus Bregenz, Austria