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Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

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#constant propaganda on the dashboard

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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

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“A good guy will buy you flowers, the right guy will eat them for you.”

— Travis McElroy, mbmbam ep. 82

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NYMPHIA WIND ☆ Japanese Butoh

Photography by Eric Magnussen

#she does not miss #like ever

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POINT AND LAUGH

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Elizabeth Kirkman Fitzhugh, Militant Mary

November 13, 1914

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

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As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

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these posts have the same vibes imo 💯

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i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”

HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT

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We need to buy a bunch of food for our cat Ricky for his new diet, could we possiboy get $100 to buy a couple of months of food? We're two disabled trans women looking for work

Venmo: AGIEF

Cashapp: $cmder

Paypal: https://paypal.me/agieocean

$120/$320 raised, edit, we got the money for food (ty) but we also need money for household stuff including shampoo, razors, and a boxspring to deal with the fact that im having a harder and harder time getting up

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q-tip in ear is like evil masturbation to me