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I know adverbs are controversial, but "said softly" means something different than "whispered" and this is the hill I will die on.

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Part 1 of 2 of a Nightsongs double-header this week! I could have posted this as one, very long chapter, but it's about the structure, you see.

Anyways, here's more modern/band AU and things have moved, once more, into a diner. Back to Gale's diner, this time. There's something to be said here about the fact that this fic's plot could reasonably be rotated around the conversations that happen in diners in this story. Three diners, three important conversations. Curious.

Also, hefty emotional introspection as per usual.

Rating: E for some occasional smutty scenes (gotta earn that rating again, and soon...)

Category: F/F

Ship: Shadowheart/Trans Fem Tav

#i would die on a hill for asheera of teshka's loins

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Requiem Aeternum

#this is going to make me sob fuck you

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BALDUR'S GATE 3 2023, dev. Larian Studios

#they're besties. you cannot take this away from me

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shadowheart in a modified version of a pretty dress i saw on pinterest

also includes: DJ Shart and a close up lol

the dress in question below the cut!

i just thought it would look better if it had thigh high slits lol.

#i want her your honour

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Let's talk about something else.

(lil silly goofy comic i did while I was sick this week, mama k saved me)

#smooth deflection karlach #love the art op

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hate to watch you go, love to watch you leave

the discord gave me ideas and i had no choice, call it anatomy study

#i am NOT looking respectfully #she can destroy me

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obsessed with the april fools day joke from the another crab's treasure devs

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

#op you are doing amazing work #keep it up

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move over Descartes there's a new ontology in town

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i feel a normal amount of emotions about this fictional woman i promise

#gaslight gatekeep lieboss

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Heterosexual Character of Today:

Severus Snape from the Harry Potter Series

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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thinking about how many poorly-written novels get published and then make it onto the new york times bestseller list but ppl really out here ignoring fics if their kudos to hits ratio isn't perfect

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please watch this i cant stop thinking about it

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Had a bit of a depressive episode recently and drew Karlach to cheer myself up

#wishing a very No More Horrors for you op #wonderful karlach tho