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you wouldnt survive an hour in the asylum they raised me in

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In Skyrim you find a skeleton under a fallen beam in a mine and the notebook on them says "these beams look like they will fall down".

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dadchuck is everything to me

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just found a pile of fresh grapes on some paving stones in the middle of woods because, you guessed it, god loves me the most and wants me to prosper over others

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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that fucking chrome dinosaur

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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

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reblog if the best idea that you could come up with was falling over and lying on the ground like a lump

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‘You’ve made an old lady very happy’

‘Abigail’s best girl!’ NO SHE ISNT. GRANNY EVELYN IS GOATED

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The best thing about the new stardew update is you can tell concerned ape got comfortable just being fucking weird. Which is understandable considering most indie devs have to be some level of insane

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who up wanting something they can never have