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#GOD I love Beau

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when you get off a 13 hour shift

#UNFORTUNATELY #bed was corrupted by capitalism a long time ago #humans aren't built for sleeping 8 hours in a row and for 99% of our history we didn't #we basically slept in two chunks of four or so with some exercise in between #and that's WAY healthier #then an absolute DICK named Thomas Edison started mass producing something he didn't even invent #and capitalists decided collectively to push back our bedtimes now that we can see things in the middle of the night

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This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

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you ever take off your noise cancelling headphones and sounds are like, sounds, so you put your noise cancelling headphones back on

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old blog - 911

new blog - 2001

UHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Your follower count is how many years the time machine is taking you back, where are you going?

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marking homestuck down as "a landmark work of queer literature" in an effort to piss off as many people as possible

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do you respect the grind?

there is nothing I disrespect more than the grind

#except maybe cops

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"Not voting is not a protest. It is a surrender."

-- Keith Ellison

Register to vote:

#same with voting third party #that can work with local elections and even some mid level stuff #but we 100000000000% live in a two party system PERIOD #at the Presidential and even Senatorial level a third party vote IS the same as not voting #and change on that level is not happening overnight “if we try hard enough” AGAIN PERIOD #If you want more viable party choices or ranked choice voting or what have you it will TAKE TIME AND HARD WORK #and every time the modern day Republicans take higher level offices that sort of hard work takes about 5 steps back #VOTE. DEMOCRATIC. PARTY. WHILE. WE. WORK. TO. MAKE. THIS. SHIT. BETTER. OR. WE. CAN'T. MAKE. IT. BETTER.

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You just can’t do ANYTHING these days.

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how is piracy bad? it’s sharing. and sharing is caring.

#come aboard and bring along all your hopes and dreams

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#actually it's pronounced “wash-your-sister” sauce

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#I finally understand pizza parties

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I used to be friends with a guy who constantly got "you look like Ryan Gosling" jokes thrown at him

I wonder how he's doing right now with all the Barbie stuff 🤔

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SCREAMMMMM

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Literally cannot emphasize enough that my #1 writing advice is to stop being afraid. Stop being afraid of sounding too cringe, or too stupid, or too horrifying, or too horny, or too weird, or too much, or too little, or too you. You need to put your entire pussy into your art. Sure, it won't be to everyone's tastes, but if you keep yourself to the blandest tamest safest roads possible you will be of no one's tastes, not even yours.

#this is especially true with the first draft of any writing piece #you will never get it out perfectly on the first try #it will always be full of spelling errors and grammar mistakes and continuity errors #so LET the first draft be shit #skip to that scene you've been imagining with no context #just get it all out on paper #99% of writing is editing so stop being afraid to be bad at it #you can and will fix it later

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