what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
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Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) dir. Joss Whedon
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I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’
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Reading books with ReadEra
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.readera&hl=en
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Y/N : Loki, I am so proud of you!
Loki : Not that it is surprising to hear that. Since it's me you know. But may I ask why?
Y/N : Because last night at Tony's party, you were so wasted on your Asgardian mead that you didn't even recognize me...
Loki : Wh-why would that make you feel proud?
Y/N : Because when I tried to take your shirt off to change it, you stopped me and said, "No stop! I have a girlfriend" and went on and on about how much you love your girlfriend and wouldn't want to cheat on her etc etc.
Loki : Oh...
Y/N : and for that, my dear boyfriend, I am going to reward you by showing you just how proud I am of you ;)
Loki :
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we need more books that are written like YA novels but have characters in their 20s… like I can’t keep reading books about teenagers but I’m also not ready for the weird adult romance section of the book store
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